Shouri Lavellan

Shouri (sure-ii) of clan Lavellan. 284 years old. Wood elf. Cleric of Auril. Love my tiny traumatized bf. Gonna smooch him. Love my dirty blue bf. Gonna smooch him too. Stay safe!

[karlmarxbongrip]

the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating pussy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes i wish i was a priest but my cock is so unfathomably huge its considered an affront to god

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[captain-snark]

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

[trans-girl-thirstposting]

Legends only

[profeminist]

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[pepperstrawberry]

Read another way, this xould be wonder woman’s origin X3

[jones-friend]

Ayyyyy this is relevant to the story I just posted

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[dailyanimatedpoc]

The Prince of Egypt (1998)

[mapledre-deactivated20191006]

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

[sonypraystation]

[jitterslug]

[xiaq]

Overheard in the parking garage:

A 20-something guy in work-out gear talking on the phone: Listen. Listen. I have made a shitload of banana bread, man. I’m telling you, you’re going to fuck up the texture if you put that much sugar in. No. Bro. Listen to me. Do not– Well, I’m not going to eat it if it’s grainy as shit. Fine.

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

[peachisty]

“I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.”

— Anonymous (via fuckinq)

[the-memedaddy]

[wellbutrinboy]

[bakwaaas]

do you ever just wanna hold someone so so tight and make them feel okay and heal all the pain and hurt in their heart, fill them up with so much love and make sure they never feel sad or broken again

[catchymemes]