Shouting At the World

[weavemama]

[narrator voice] it got worse

[gothtexas-deactivated20200628]

hey y’all if u want to make sure this man does NOT get elected! try donating to randy bryce! he’s the top democrat for the job and has been working on his campaign since ryan became the speaker of the house! bryce is also an ironworker/veteran/father/cancer survivor/and much much more! he is dedicated to this and needs all the money he can get!

[finnglas]

I love Randy Bryce a LOT. His ads are amazing. I’ve been supporting him since he announced his candidacy and I’m not even in his state.

Support Randy Bryce!

From day one he’s said he wants to “repeal and replace” Paul Ryan, and I can get behind that level of schadenfreude. Also his Twitter handle is @IronStache and how can you not love that?

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What’s with the newfound fear of little girls wanting to be princesses?

If your five-year-old starts saying she wants to be a princess, tell her ‘princess’ is a political position and that she has a responsibility to look out for her kingdom. Say you’ll be her royal advisor and help her improve her stuffed animal subjects’ standard of living.

See THAT’S how you empower little girls. Not by taking away something they like, but showing them how what they like can be empowering. 

[takestothesky]

the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks

[takestothesky]

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[madlori]

benjamin and gerrold’s

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[awkwardmermaidhair]

God what a mood

[mediamattersforamerica]

Fox & Friends is nicer to your march if it includes neo-Nazis.

[gaysemiotics]

Omfg

[maneth985]

I’m not surprised yet I’m SEETHING

[beardie-fella]

the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass

[carnivorous-mugwort]

I’m pretty sure it was less dropping his career and more nobody in the industry would work with him after he wouldn’t stop talking about the pervasiveness sex trafficking at the core of Hollywood.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”

[hobs-birb]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I never knew it was common in other countries to get out of your car when you’re stopped by the police.

[snorlaxatives]

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

[dragongirltitties]

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

[petty-dabbler-of-the-dark-arts]

NSA agent Soulmate AU

[baileywilson013]

Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on. 

[felicitykings]

requested by anonymous.

[marvellegends]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

[greggaraki]

fuck you if you don’t think robert de niro’s best role is as captain shakespeare the gay sky pirate in stardust (2007) dir. matthew vaughn

[bmouse]

Please go see “A Wrinkle In Time” because it’s getting slammed for being ‘too diverse’ and ‘too female’ and ‘too positive’ and all this other bullshit. It’s like these critic bros are trying to win misogynoir bingo. I want the movie to be a success and I want them to die mad.