Karkat Vantas

HERE TO ENTERTAIN A BUNCH OF MORONIC CHILDREN WITH SINGING

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HAPPY 413, YOU CRETINS.

WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING LIKE 'KARKALICIOUS'? HAH. HOW PREDICTABLE. NO. INSTEAD YOU GET MORE SAPPY DRIBBLE. EAT UP.

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HINAMIZAWA - NEWGROUNDS DEATH RUGBY

AS PREVIOUSLY PROMISED, A SHITTY LOVE SONG STRAIGHT FROM THE BLOOD PUSHER.

HOPEFULLY YOU CAN GET A SENSE OF THE KIND OF SAPPY, NAUSEA INDUCING TRACKS WE'LL BE PUTTING OUT.

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COULD I HAVE ONE KARKAT PLZ IF YOURE DOING REQUESTS!!!!!!! and a wolf for your troubles. thank you VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!

you convinced me with that wolf

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Casting Call

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We are looking for passionate musicians to join our cast of characters. Knowledge of the plot and characters of the webcomic Homestuck is required. The following characters are up for audition:

Jade Harley

Rose Lalonde

Jane Crocker

Jake English

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Tavros Nitram

Sollux Captor

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Equius Zahhak

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

To audition please send an audio clip, preferably as an mp3 file but not required as such, of yourself singing at least a verse and chorus of a song you feel best showcases your own voice. If you have a character voice in mind, you may send that as a separate audio clip in the same message. The song clips must be sung Acapella (no backing track and your vocals must be unedited for audition purposes). I may decide to do callbacks of my own song choices, so do not be surprised if I get you with another song to sing for me.

Auditions and inquiries may be sent to [email protected].

We look forward to hearing from you!

-theatricalGrandeur

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Karkat: Enter and greet the audience.

HELLO, EMPTY VOID THAT SEEMS TO MIMIC BUBBLR. LET'S GET TO THE POINT.

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. IT'S TO LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF HOPELESS, MELODRAMATIC WHELPS FLAIL ABOUT AND HARASS YOUR HEAR DUCTS WITH A MELODY STRAIGHT FROM THE PUMP BISCUIT.

WELL, I'M HERE TO DELIVER. FROM SHITTY LOVE SONGS TO OBNOXIOUS POP MUSIC, I'LL BE DELIVERING MASTERPIECES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR ACID TRACK AND LEAK DISMAY FLUID FROM YOUR ANGUISH BLADDER.

SO, AS STRIDER WOULD PUT IT, "IT'S SHOWTIME."