Hello, how would i Audition for the part of nepeta?
hey!
i think you got it figured out but i'll answer to a) prove i haven't abandoned this totally and b) be double sure everyone does know just in case (since the audition post from heaven knows how long ago is buried and i haven't made a new one)
auditioning for open roles is as simple as reaching out to this email address:
Showtime Dave (?) - (Used to be) Homestuck [Homestuck parody of "Love Drunk" by Boys Like Girls]
hey folks happy 4/13 homestuck day
im technically not singing as me but im still me ydg
probably
the fourth wall is made of straight up jello brand gelatin at this point but we vibin
jigglin and shit
((lyrics by me under the cut))
April in 2009
Webcomic posted on some page online
The world, about to realign (about to realign)
We got invested in a boy named ‘John’
And in the game that started thereupon
Oh boy, there’s so much more beyond…
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over
We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it
And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times
'Cause every ship in canon sank
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
I'll live here forever, it’s never over
Grey skin and typing quirks
Act 5 created online fireworks
The lore, complicated verse
The fandom argued over ships and kins
And whether we could forgive Vriska’s sins
And man, we learned that no one wins…
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over
We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it
And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times
'Cause every ship in canon sank
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
I'll live here forever, it’s never over
Every page I reread from you
All the bullshit you put me through
I’ll start another readthrough cuz all the complaints I do
Wouldn’t change a thing I do
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
I'll live here forever, it’s never over
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over
We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it
And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times
'Cause every ship in canon sank
I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over
I'll live here forever, it’s never over
It’s never over (about to realign)
It’s never over
BUT H3Y!! MY F1RST SONG! YOU C4N’T OUTRUN JUST1C3 >:]
(plain text + lyrics under the cut!)
UUUUURGH THIS TOOK WAY TOO FUCKING LONG
BUT HEY!! MY FIRST SONG! YOU CAN’T OUTRUN JUSTICE >:]
LYRICS:
Outrunning karma, that boy
He's such a charmer, all the
Bugs and their larvae follow
Him out to Colorado
Ten dozen hearts in a bag
Their bodies lying, he'll drag
Them down to Colorado
A modern desperado
And he'll race for miles through the night
He runs because he knows he cannot hide
He's never gonna make it, all the
Poor people he's forsaken, karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting, from the
Church steeple down to Satan, karma
There's really no escape until he dies
Outrunning karma, that boy
Can't run no farther, it's the
Last days of Sparta, follow
Him down to meet Apollo
And he'll brace for battle in the night
He'll fight because he knows he cannot hide
He's never gonna make it, all the
Poor people he's forsaken, karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting, from the
Church steeple down to Satan, karma
There's really no escape until he dies
He's never gonna make it, all the
Poor people he's forsaken, karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting, from the
Church steeple down to Satan, karma
There's really no escape until he dies
Showtime Dave - check (Homestuck parody of "check" by bbno$)
someone tell this bibinos fellow hes got some bangers
some bops even
i hope he knows he slaps
oh shit what do you mean he was miku
((lyrics rewritten by me, below the cut))
I got Money, payroll, on the tightrope
Smell it out like ‘rezi Pyrope
Gritting teefies it's my main goal
Know nobody and say the word go
Fortunes untold, good for John, yeah, we out of control
Dave is back, and he on patrol yeah
There you go it’s time to find another loophole
I stay taking care of my base
Got my boonies in my case
That's a check, check, check, check, check
Run this whole entire place
Running faster than the race
That's a check, check, check, check, check
Fuck it, I'm like:
Lalala! (that's nice)
Lalala! (big bag)
Lalala!
Oh my goodness gracious
Yeah, she feelin a little spacious
Impact event, that’s Cretaceous
Smooth and cold, my bro Timaeus
I said I’m a needs-know basis
Taking a big ass bite, voracious
You want our plays, can’t make us
Run these market stocks, no naks detain us
Crazy lil troll tryna get my deets
'Cause she know that I do the do
Do little quip and do little wave
Yeah, got luck like a damn horseshoe
Oh my gog!
I'm swinging big dick energy
Oh my gog!
Yeah, we godtier to infinity
I stay taking care of my base
Got my boonies in my case
That's a check, check, check, check, check
Run this whole entire place
Running faster than the race
That's a check, check, check, check, check
Fuck it, I'm like:
Lalala! Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank
Lalala! — yeah, bitch
Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank
We are looking for passionate musicians to join our cast of characters. Knowledge of the plot and characters of the webcomic Homestuck is required.
3/13 Edit: There is a (now) 18+ age requirement to audition as well.
The following characters are up for audition:
Jade Harley
Rose Lalonde
Jane Crocker
Jake English
Dirk Strider
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes
To audition please send an audio clip, preferably as an mp3 file but not required as such, of yourself singing at least a verse and chorus of a song you feel best showcases your own voice. If you have a character voice in mind, you may send that as a separate audio clip in the same message. The song clips must be sung Acapella (no backing track and your vocals must be unedited for audition purposes). I may decide to do callbacks of my own song choices, so do not be surprised if I get you with another song to sing for me.
HELLO, EMPTY VOID THAT SEEMS TO MIMIC BUBBLR. LET'S GET TO THE POINT.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. IT'S TO LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF HOPELESS, MELODRAMATIC WHELPS FLAIL ABOUT AND HARASS YOUR HEAR DUCTS WITH A MELODY STRAIGHT FROM THE PUMP BISCUIT.
WELL, I'M HERE TO DELIVER. FROM SHITTY LOVE SONGS TO OBNOXIOUS POP MUSIC, I'LL BE DELIVERING MASTERPIECES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR ACID TRACK AND LEAK DISMAY FLUID FROM YOUR ANGUISH BLADDER.
2025? Yeah right, call me when it's 2028. Anyway here's Die Young by Ke$ha. Die Young. Get it? Die Young? Like dice. Hahahahahahaha! It's funny! You can laugh!
LYRICS:
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that we all have lost someone
So while you're here by my side
Let's make the most of the fight like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the fight like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the fight like we're gonna die young
Young hearts, out our minds
Breath, blood, void and time
Thief of light, pop my hood
Stealing luck just like I should I’ll keep you watching like my vision eightfold (you know)
Misfortune’s patience staying right in my hold (for sure)
Fucking up the timeline tonight (oh yeah)
Take my hand, don’t you know that I can fly?
Living like we won’t be revived (uh huh)
Cause my irons are all in the fire
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that we all have lost someone
So while you're here by my side
Let's make the most of the fight like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die
2, 4, 6, 8
Who likes to manipul8 ::::)
Cue ball, splattered blood
Leave it up to Lady Luck
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know)
But nobody said that it had to be flushed! (for sure)
Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand I'll show you the wild side
Gambling by the roll of the die (uh huh)
We'll keep falling till we fly (till we die...?!)
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that we all have lost someone
So while you're here by my side
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
I HAD TO BULLSHIT AT THE BEGINNING BECAUSE TUMBLR DOESN'T FUCKING ALLOW IT WITHOUT SOME SORT OF INTERVENTION. ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR DAVEKAT.
I GREATLY ENJOYED WORKING WITH @off-broadway-dave FOR ONCE IN MY SORRY EXCUSE OF A LIFE.
ART BY museofdoom2 ON REDDIT
LYRICS BELOW THE CUT
It's pourin' in, you're laid on the floor again
One knock at the door and then
We both know how the story ends
You can't win if your white flag's out when the war begins
Aimin' so high, but swingin' so low
Tryna catch fire, but feelin' so cold
Hold it inside, and hope it won't show
I'm sayin' it's not, but inside I know
Today's gonna be the day you notice
'Cause I'm tired of explainin' what the joke is
This is what you asked for, heavy is the crown
Fire in the sunrise, ashes rainin' down
Try to hold it in, but it keeps bleedin' out
This is what you asked for, heavy is the -
Heavy is the crown
Turn to run, now look what it's become
Outnumbered, ten to one
Back then, should've bit your tongue
'Cause there's no turnin' back this path once it's begun
You're already on that list
Say you don't want what you can't resist
Wavin' that sword when the pen won't miss
Watch it all fallin' apart like this
This is what you asked for, heavy is the crown
Fire in the sunrise, ashes rainin' down
Try to hold it in, but it keeps bleedin' out
This is what you asked for, heavy is the -
Heavy is the crown
Today's gonna be the day you notice
'Cause I'm tired of explainin' what the joke is
This is what you asked for
This is what you asked for, heavy is the crown
Fire in the sunrise, ashes rainin' down
Try to hold it in, but it keeps bleedin' out
This is what you asked for, heavy is the
Heavy is the crown
I've held on for as long as I can
For the ones that I had to defend
I've been strong every day of my life
If it wants, death could take me this time
This world is a wasteland where nothing can grow
I used to have strength, but I ran out of hope
I know it's my fault that I'm here all alone
This world is a wasteland
Please let me go, go, go, go, go, go, go
If I could just lay my head down and rest
If there was nothing to fight or protect
Maybe then I could finally be free
Maybe death is like falling asleep
This world is a wasteland where nothing can grow
I used to have strength, but I ran out of hope
I know it's my fault that I'm here all alone
This world is a wasteland
I'm not ready to face it
Don't go saying goodbye
There's a beauty in changes
And I wanna try
This world is a wasteland where nothing can grow
If it weren't for you, I'd be here all alone
I know in my heart this is where we belong
This world is a wasteland
Don't let me go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Don't let me go
QUOTING FROM THE ARTIST THAT INSPIRED ME TO DO THIS SONG: "KNIGHT OF BLOOD. WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL".
COVER IMAGE CREDITS TO dizzyclown
LYRICS BY ME UNDER THE READMORE
All our lives keep going just by a thread
Murder me while I lay on my quest bed
We keep bleeding, all remains of the war
Keep on going, there will always be more
The battlefield will always end in chaos
Bringing terror just in sight
Death is riding in the moon with armor
We’ll try to do what’s right
Hail to the Knight
Hail to the one
Kneel to his fight
Stand, cause we won
Hail to the Knight
Never knew something as cold as this stone
Trolls Alternia will always disown
No mercy from the edge of the blade
Stay around and watch as some of us fade
Let my dream-self dream the brightest red now
Bringing terror just at sight
Then I hope somehow I'll hide this color
And then we’ll do what’s right
Hail to the Knight
Hail to the one
Kneel to his fight
Stand, cause we won
Hail to the Knight
We have gone god-tier
We don't need to crawl
Everything is going as planned
And soon we’ll watch their fall
Hail to the Knight
Hail to the one
Kneel to his fight
Stand, cause we won
Hail to the Knight
Hail to the one
Kneel to his fight
Stand, cause we won
Hail to the Knight
