Brotherly Love

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[funnypicsdept]

[theimperfetc]

Ok just two guys were Kung Fu Fighting, It wasn’t really that exciting. But it was a hit song I was writing, You try to come up with catchy rhyming.

I was kind of sad, I was kind of down, I wrote a lot of songs, and sent them to Motown. But I never wrote a word, that they thought would crack the charts. So I thought that I would lie, with a little showmanship.

Yeah just two guys were Kung Fu Fighting, Finally a wrong that I am righting. Maybe the truth is more enlightening, But to the top 40 I was climbing.

There was grumpy Billy Chin, and angry Sammy Chung, Billy wanted to knock him out, for sleeping with his mom. So Billy took a swing, and I think it was unplanned, Sammy stepped back on the ice, and busted his head when he slipped.

Ok really nobody was Kung Fu Fighting, It wasn’t a crazy epic smiting. There really wasn’t much of a sighting. But I could hear the cash register chiming…

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re an adult and striving for personal growth you must be both Pavlov and Pavlov’s dog. You must find ways condition yourself to change into what you want yourself to be. But being two separate things simultaneously actually makes us Schrödinger’s cat.

[just-shower-thoughts]

FedX will leave a $1000 laptop on someone’s porch but people have to sign for a pizza that costs $12.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rick Astley will pass away one day and people will be hesitant to click on the article.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

So my husband ran a one session campaign where our goal was to escape a death game(like Saw). The party was a Half-Orc Brawler, a Half-Elf Bard, and a Tengu Witch(me). We’d reached the final room, where the villain was sitting on a throne about 60 feet away from us. After some intimidation attempts, we begin talking to him. Meanwhile, the player with the Half-Elf Bard is furiously flipping through his character sheets and notes. He’s not speaking.

My Witch is the first to speak up, being a short teenager who is absolutely furious at the time.

Me: Why are you doing this?

Villain: *in a slow gritty voice* I have everything I could ever want. Money, power-

Half-Elf: *theatrically over the villain’s voice* and a SWORD in your chest!

Half-Elf OOC: I cast the spell Blade Dash, which lets me teleport to where he is and hit him with my rapier.

Needless to say, no one ever found out why Mr. Crazy was killing people.

[thesympatheticdevil]

internship

Sarah was so excited for the first day of her internship!

She knew this was just the beginning of a brilliant career!  Mr. Walsh seemed to think so too!  He had asked her to stay after dismissing the other interns to go set up their cubicles.  He had a special project for her.

The company was considering outsourcoing their HR department to Business Technology Innovations. If BTI could deliver all it promised. It would be a game changer.  But Mr. Walsh was skeptical. He wanted someone to thoroughly vet the BTI products and processes before signing the contract.

Sarah assured her supervisor that she was just the intern for the job! She was nothing if not thorough!

She was on her way up!

***

By the second week of her investigation, Sarah had learned everything to know about BTI, its products and services. She had personally tested every single one and could assure Mr. Walsh they were just super awesome!

She explained to Mr. Walsh that Business Technology Innovations was a wholy-owned subsidiary of BimboTech Incorporated, so of course they were totally trustworthy and could give all the girls in the company great titties, just like Sarah’s!

But stll Mr. Walsh was skeptical. The BTI representative claimed their process could suppress a bimbo’s gag reflex but he wouldn’t beleive that until she had given him a vigorous and thorough blow job.

Sarah assured her supervisor that she was just the bimbo for the job! She was nothing if not thorough!

She was on her way down!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“It’s a HEALING AXE!”

-Our tiefling barbarian about to attack some cultists, backing up her claim that she was a doctor.

She rolled a 20 for deception.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[suesueseduction]

Think I should buy new bras….getting small and nipples keep bouncing out and showing up behind my tops…😊

[funnypicsdept]

[bimbo-in-training]

Source: Pinterest

[bimbo-in-training]

Words and attention are the MOST important things to a submissive. We will blossom with sufficient attention and wilt without it. Treat her right and she will treat you like you mean everything to her. Because you will.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[striderofthen0rth]

This is why I’d have trouble role playing. In order to get past feeling silly and ridiculous, I’d have to construct an entire backstory for my character. What is my emotional motivation for fucking your ass?

[accidental-muse]

i crinnnnge whenever people have randomly drive-by roleplays into my inbox. there’s no way i wouldn’t end up snortlaughing 5 minutes into anything like this with a partner, barring a nun outfit just because those are hot as hell. but the bad acting and being anything other than myself? gahhh, nope.

i’m just way too much of a realist. down with The Now.

#capricorn  #earthiest earth sign who ever earthed

[theimperfetc]

“Ok so I’ll play a stand-up comedian, and you play a girl that gets turned on by bad comedic performances.”

[accidental-muse]

It’s @theimperfetc, like clockwork.

[theimperfetc]

How many times did it take you to get that rimshot gif while your phone kept trying to autocomplete “rimjob”?

[sexyhotbutts]

[bimbo-in-training]

I wanna watch

[tfsplash-deactivated20221116]

Maggie winced as she felt his essence course through her. She knew there had to be a way to hold on. There was no way she was going to let him turn her into a blonde bimbo. She tied reaffirming her identity.

She was a branch manager at a nationwide bank. She had brown hair and modest tits. Wait.. TITS? No! OK, keep going… She had a university degree in… cosmetology? That wasn’t right, was it?

The woman braced her head as she felt her mind attempting to shift. Maggie knew she had to keep fighting.

She was a bank teller, struggling to make her name in her predominantly male workplace. Good. It was feeling easier to fight. She knew it would work. She had flowing brown hair and a smoking hot figure. She couldn’t afford tuition for university, so she went straight into the workplace after high school. She wouldn’t let him take away her work ethic.

Maggie flinched as she felt him surge one final time. It was weaker than before. She figured it wouldn’t be much longer; she just needed to hold on.

Ok. One more time. She was a bank teller, but she knew she was just hired on to be eye candy. She had gorgeous blonde hair and a bangin’ bod that she knew how to flaunt. It was feeling so much easier to fight. Her marks in school always struggled, so she learned how to get by on her looks… And the occasional after school meeting with her teachers.

Maggie giggled remembering the flings with her teachers. She always had them wrapped around her finger… or her tits. Or maybe it was that her fingers were wrapped around their cocks… She really enjoyed that!

Who was that guy staring at her? She felt like she should know… Like she needed to get away from him…

But then he whipped out his totally scrumptious cock and Maggie knew where she belonged.

[ccocklustt]

[daddysdumbbimbointraining]

Who? Me??!

[eroticplump]

[masteralexandre]