Predicting Shrek 5 Until the Film Releases @shrek-5-predicts - Tumblr Blog

oh, hello there!

as you all probably know already, the teaser for shrek 5 was just released and reactions are a bit…mixed?

personally, i think it’s a bit early to say it’s dead in the water because shrek’s eyes are a little bit closer together but eh

anyways i thought “hey wouldn’t it be funny to rattle off a bunch of stupid predictions until the film came out?” so here we are

statistically, i’ve got to get at least one of these right

bye bye! see you later >:]

#intro

donkey plays a far far away equivalent to the oregon trail, shrek says that their target audience is to young to get the reference

#prediction #shrek 5

little boy blue becomes a robot. little bot blue

#prediction #shrek 5

donkey is a himedanshi

#prediction #shrek 5

the “yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation” meme will be referenced

#prediction #shrek 5

cat-or-dog-person

Rumplestilskin

Rumpelstiltskin

cat or dog person

dog lover cat hater

dog lover

both

cat lover

cat lover dog hater

hates all animals

Voting ended onJul 12

shrek-5-predicts

go my minions

#shrek

pinocchio has an existential crisis. is he truly a person?

#prediction #shrek 5

little boy blue clones himself

#prediction #shrek 5

jack and jill are mafia bosses now

#prediction #shrek 5

farquaad’s death was the catalyst. far far away is doomed now

#prediction #shrek 5

gingy is an orange now. nobody ever acknowledges this

this will happen

fiona wins a card game tournament

#prediction #shrek 5

puss in boots and donkey enter a tag team wrestling match

#prediction #shrek 5

there are spooky scary ghosts oh noooo

#prediction #shrek 5

shrek fights someone in the windmill from the first film

#prediction #shrek 5

the shrek gang is searching for a temple in the middle of a dense forest

#prediction #shrek 5

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