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Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
The horrors are within my comprehension. I'm comprending them. They're horrifying.
Images to re-upload for my binding of Davia's Scarif Sunrise, done in April of 2019.
stovetop macaroni and cheese is superior to baked macaroni and cheese fight me
Helix Light Freighter— Star Wars Role Playing Game: Starship Stats, Censored Edition (2001) p. 103
YT-1930 — Wretched Hives of Scum and Villainy (1997) p. 99
Since Ao3 stopped playing with google drive image hosting, I'm posting some images so I can fix the embeds in my work.
I can't find the original artist of this image. I suspect it may be SWRPG Wiki user Lilace. The oldest instance of the file I could find was uploaded 24 March 2012 on this page: https://swrpg.fandom.com/wiki/Tobira I reached out to them via DM in 2021, but never got a reply.
And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins
@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!
It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth
SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.
NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED
YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.
It's supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front
I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.
Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.
Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?
cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction, not on its side but on its cylinder
Right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like. Cranberries. Which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time
actual cranberries? ew no thank you. The unprocessed chunky stuff is GROSS.
Look, in my house, we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert!
@oft-goes-awry
what the actual fuck?
@somethinginterestingithink
Behold, my grandmother's recipe for Cranberry Surprise:
For the crust, combine 2/3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs (put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin, or a mug if you don't have one) with 2 T. of sugar. Press into a 9" pie plate.
For the filling, pour a half-pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl, and beat until stiff. Mix in 2 T. of sugar and 1/2 tsp. of almond extract.
In another bowl, take a 14 oz. CHILLED can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you've got one, or a fork if you don't. (My mom bought me a potato masher specifically so I could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers.)
Once the log is goo, fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix. Yes, it's supposed to be THAT pink.
Pour the pink cream-and-cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours. Cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer.
@oft-goes-awry
I made your gran's Bog Berry Pie for Thanksgiving! It was well received by the fam 💕It was light and not overly sweet—a perfect balance.
Thank u for sharing!
Also, 2 additions of my own:
If you've got a food processor, or know someone who does, dump those ginger snaps in and give them a few pulses. If not, the canberry itself works just fine. xD
Powdered/confectioner's sugar combines much easier than granulated sugar when making whipped cream!
Long live the canberry!!!
i just got my library card renewed after a very long time - do you know what all i can do with it other than taking out books? because i know there's more things but i feel like it's a silly question to ask
Not at all, and welcome back to the library life! Your millage may vary based on which of these services your library has available, but here's a few things I know of off the top of my head that are pretty common:
The library might have CDs, movies, and even newspapers you can borrow as well
Libby, an app that uses your library card to borrow and download ebooks and audiobooks to enjoy on your mobile device or e-reader
Kanopy, a streaming service for TV shows and movies
Hoopla, which has a whole bunch of stuff like shows & movies, comics, and magazines
Your library might have a makerspace that gives you access to things like 3D printers, button makers, computers with a bunch of Adobe software, ect
Sometimes they host book clubs or other fun community events!
my "#library guides" tag also has a number of posts about services like these if you'd like some more info. Your library's website should also list what services they offer, and/or you could ask a librarian there. Have fun!
Anon—
Off the top of my head, a few things that aren't listed here:
Museum passes, seed banks, puzzle swaps, passive programs, video games, and "Library of Things".
The first is self explanatory: your library may offer highly discounted tickets to area museums or theaters.
I've heard of some libraries starting seed banks, especially of heirloom seeds, which allow patrons to donate and share seeds.
Puzzle swaps are also pretty self-explanatory. Tho a notable difference—and in my experience—these aren't part of a library's collection. It's more of a spot where people can give away old puzzles, and trade them for new ones.
Passive programs can be things like trivia challenges or scavenger hunts inside the library. There's sometimes prizes or raffles for winners.
Video games are another that make me want to jump up and down. Some libraries have games as part of their collection. It's like Blockbuster, but better and for free.
"Library of Things" is the last, and most remarkable category. These are items which circulate. (meaning they're part of a library's collection, and you can borrow them). What's in a Library of Things? Usually the sort of items that you'd only use once in a blue moon.
I've personally heard of: pressure washers, weird cooking/baking pans you only need for one thing, Super 8/old video-to-digital converters, board games, gardening tools, life-size cardboard cut outs, fucking WiFi hotspots, eReaders, and cable adapters.
Just be mindful that if you lose, damage, or break these items, you may have to pay the cost to replace them. Always ask.
Ask if your library is part of a network/consortium. Libraries in a network usually share resources. Meaning, your local card gets you access to the combined collection of every library in the network. They may offer free interlibrary loans, where you can request items from other locations and have them delivered to your home library. This is absurdly OP and the best ever.
Also good if your home library is full of crochety sorts—I know plenty of people who go to a neighboring town because that library is friendlier.
Oh! Some libraries have Notaries. Also, some have print/copy/scan/fax services for low cost. And home delivery for housebound/elderly/disabled residents.
Welcome back!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
hey! I’m looking for advice from fellow librarians/library employees. this is a bit lengthy so buckle up
so I work in circ at my local library and I’m fairly new to being a clerk… I enjoy it for the most part but I’ve been finding difficulty in handling agitated patrons that don’t want to pay fines. for context I work in one of the richest areas both in my state and country and these patrons can *very much* afford our fees. I had a patron go to my manager three days in a row over a $1 fine I told her about basically because she wanted me to lose my job when I told her about it. My manager more or less told me the best solution is to entertain these patrons by explaining what the fines are/how they accumulate (we can see if they’re overdue fines or whatever in our system), however a lot of patrons are just upset in the moment and would rather blame circ for “not getting it in on time” or guilt trip me with their kids. I asked about putting up a sign that says fines are non negotiable but was immediately shot down.
what’s the best way you’ve all found to handle patrons like this? whether it’s to de-escalate or “disarm” the patron from continuing to be rude and treat me like I’m the worst for informing them politely of a fine? (and before anyone tells me to not take it personally I have problems doing that clearly lol)
Oh dear, I'm sorry they're not being understanding :( Dang, I agree a sign would have been a good idea. Sadly I don't have enough experience in such situations to offer good advice, maybe someone in the replies and reblogs might.
(Also augh im so sorry this was in the box for a few days >_<)
Hey Anon—
First off, I'm sorry you've having to deal with this.
It's exhausting and stressful. You shouldn't be in a situation where you're repeatedly abused by patrons. "Don't take it personally" -> you shouldn't have to deal with this in the first place.
Regardless, you find yourself here. So—
To echo other replies, in similar situations, I've found it useful to make sure the rules are the target—not myself. The sort of angle that's "I am but a simple clerk, and have no power. It's The Policies :("
Some replies have also mentioned not using "personal" language, and I absolutely second this. People get defensive quickly. Phrase things in terms of "accounts" and "the library", not "you" and "me".
100% agree with everyone else everyone else saying "throw your bosses under the bus"—and I don't mean this in a vindictive way. If these patrons have a problem, they can take it up with management. It's not your job to get treated like a punching bag.
Also, blame the computer, even if that means lying. Tell patrons that computer literally won't allow you to override fines. The safer version is to imply the computer won't let you do it. Because even if you have the ability to override the computer, you can't override the policies. So, effectively, you can't override the fine, and aren't lying.
Just be careful with this one, and don't use it if your management would throw you to the Mercedes-driving lions.
I disagree with whipping out rules about conduct/behavior. That will only escalate a situation; nobody who's already upset will respond well to "please see the rules about treating staff like dirt".
It can be exhausting, all of this is exhausting, but act like you care. Use tone, body language, and some sympathy about whatever asinine situation they believe should exempt them from the rules. Like, everyone involved is aware that these Karens damn well know about late fines. But people respond better when they believe they're being heard.
These techniques work in many customer service jobs.
"It looks like this account is blocked because of fines. I'm so sorry, but the library's policies are [xyz], and I can't circumvent this."
":((( I know, the traffic is just so horrible these days. I really wish something could be done about the congestion on Main Street."
"Sir/Ma'am, I would like to help you, but I genuinely can't override a fine. I don't have the ability." "If you would like to speak with the [manager title] about this fine, I can get them for you."
One or two people is to be expected. If you are consistently having to deal with this—it's a sign of a systemic problem, imo. The fact that your request to put up a sign was met with an instant "hard no" gives me the impression that management knows there's a problem. Were I in this situation, I would like to know what steps are being taken to fix the problem.
If the library fines, it shouldn't be a surprise. Patrons should be made aware of fines when they open a card. They should be made aware of fines when they check out materials. There should be signage in the library about fines.
However, I do very much know about the demographic you're talking about. Something can be publicized six ways to Sunday, and they'll still pitch a fit when encountering the consequences of their actions. It's always the well-off folk.
Ultimately, libraries shouldn't have late fines. The true solution is to abolish late fines. But, until that point, I hope this helps.
hi!! i know the bio says you’re not a librarian but i was just wondering if you had any information about becoming one? like what degrees i would need and if it would have to be a like a phd or a regular degree or what because google won’t help me
The usual disclaimer that I'm getting this information from a United States-centeric search- This article from the American Library association might help!
"A master's degree in library science (MLS), preferably from an American Library Association (ALA) accredited program, is necessary for most librarian positions in most public, academic, and special libraries. School librarians may not need an MLS but must meet state teaching requirements." (Quoted from that linked article)
As usual if any librarians out there have anything to add, please feel free ^^
@yesterdayorcenturiesbefore
I can second what @certifiedlibraryposts found.
In my experience, for usamerica public libraries, an MLS [Master's of Library Science] is becoming an increasingly common expectation.
However, this may differ depending on your locale. Somewhere in bumfuck, nowhere USA (affectionate) is less likely to demand an advanced degree.
In brutal honesty, this is bullshit. Nobody needs a master's degree level of education to be a rank-and-file public librarian.
Even if you see job listings state that an MLS is "preferred" or "required", don't let it discourage you from applying. Any 4-year bachelor's degree, paired with translatable work experience, could be enough.
If your dream job is Library, tho, you want to be shooting for an MLS.
I live in the USA & I move states/biomes every 3-6 months (seasonal worker), I want to check stuff from a library but I don't often have an address for that area, so I just sit & read books in the library. Do you think if I explain my situation to a librarian I could get a library card? <3
Definitely worth checking out! As always I don't have much specific knowledge in this area so I'm not 100% sure how it would work out. But I'm sure the librarians would be happy to try and help you out here!
@spinnerofink
It's worth asking if they offer temporary cards.
Some libraries offer 30-day temps for people in situations like yours. I've known smaller libraries to fudge the dates for people visiting for summer etc.
Some libraries will issue cards to people who work in an area, but aren't residents. If you've got some kind of contract with your employer, a document which states that you'll be working in the area for [insert dates] might be enough. If you're staying in a weekly/monthly hotel, any paperwork you have might be enough. Basically, a document that can back up your claims.
Of course, this is easier when your work is above-board. If your work is under-the-table, it gets more difficult—but not impossible.
I'm using farming as an example because it's the first thing that comes to mind for seasonal labor. If a town has a lot of nearby farms, the libraries will be aware of seasonal workers. They may already have something in place for people in your situation.
Also, every library is different—even libraries in neighboring towns. So it's always worth checking.
There will always be some rotten eggs, some crochety institutions, but that goes for anything in life. In my experience, they are the exception.
Libraries want people to come in and spend time in the building. They want people checking out materials. They want people attending programs. They want you there.
Best of luck ⭐
I live in the USA & I move states/biomes every 3-6 months (seasonal worker), I want to check stuff from a library but I don't often have an address for that area, so I just sit & read books in the library. Do you think if I explain my situation to a librarian I could get a library card? <3
Definitely worth checking out! As always I don't have much specific knowledge in this area so I'm not 100% sure how it would work out. But I'm sure the librarians would be happy to try and help you out here!
I don't have a good local library 😭
The only one with any books from the last century is the seediest place ever and I can't go there on my own because safety and all that but how sad that there's no library for me to call home (my local bookstore knows me as a regular customer tho)
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that! :C It's a sad reality that going to a library isn't always an option for everyone. Bookstores are lovley to spend time in too, though.
If you're still looking for a little slice of that library lifestyle and you like e-books/audiobooks (or other stuff like movies and music!), you could consider finding a digital-only library card for Libby/Hoopla. You might have to pay a fee every year especially if it's out of state, but hey at least it's not Audible or Kindle.
hey so @chaotic-but-cute
I don't know if you live in usamerica, but if you do, and you're interested in eContent (digital books, audiobooks, magazines, shows, music)—
I know digital content is only a tiny part of all the wonderful things public libraries offer, but if you don't have a nearby library or are unable to access your library, eContent is at least something.
Many libraries now offer eCards to anyone residing in a given state/county. When I say "eCard", I mean: a card which grants you access to eContent without needing to physically go to a library.
This is distinct from online registration. Some states, counties, or libraries let you register online—but then you must go in person to actually get the card or validate it.
Here is a google sheet listing all 50 states, and how—if possible—you can obtain an eCard. Please do not take this as gospel. I literally threw this together when I got home from work, but maybe it will prove useful.
Please be aware:
There may be an age requirement
Some require a gov't issued ID
eCards are often only valid for eContent. Physical library cards get you access to everything.
State library vs local libraries
Some states have a state-wide library which is separate from the public library system. State libraries are mostly for academic/research purposes, and generally do not have access to things like Libby/Hoopla. Because the goal is to get general use materials, I am not including these state systems unless they specifically provide access to Libby/Hoopla/Kanopy/etc.
On the Google sheet, what does "Limited" mean?
Any entries denoted with "Limited" means that—while you can register online and get access to eContent—you need to verify the card by bringing documentation to a library branch within a specific time frame. After the specified time, the card will deactivate if no documents are provided.
I am very tired but hopefully this makes sense 💕
Date of posting: 13 September 2023
@davaia perhaps you might enjoy some Tim Drake appreciation posting
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43931151/chapters/115998151
Title: Stranger Blue Bird
Fandom: Nightwing / Batman / DC
Based on a Dick!Gangster au I’ve been developing with @shrikethegremlin ☺️
This Dick uses fashion like any other weapon and Shrike gave me the genius idea for wing back tattoo - had to do it. I had to.
Aaaaa!!😍😍😍
You knock it out of the park, as always 😘
This is part of The Stranger-verse, for which Lexi has made other lovely art. (And high-key created with her lovely art 💖)
Check it out here and here
In this AU, Roy is one of Dick's best friends, and a tattoo artist. He's the one that did Dick's back, which is likely a memorial piece.
Bruce flipped absolute shit when he found out, as it's a very distinct identifying mark. Dick rolled his eyes and avoided Bruce until he cooled down.
