what evur

bite me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’m wheezing first and foremost nobody sending a professional communications with zero apparent ability to grammar and spell check is allowed to tell me shit.

[theproblematicblogger]

I will never go to a wedding with a monetary limit on gifts. 

[theproblematicblogger]

Another thing; don’t give people a time to be somewhere and then tell them to come 15 minutes early. If you want someone to show up at 2:45 then say 2:45. 

[fruitsoftheweb]

4968 dancing dudes on Stanford bunny

[zsnes]

party at my place fellas

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hells-finest-gentleman]

fuck, it sure is

[catchymemes]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt-deactivated20260716]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[melonmemes]

now if this aint goals idk what is

[grizzlyadventures]

I love that she made it her twitter icon too

[memewhore]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

big bear titties. big bear titties.

[littlestarlex]

burn my eyes out

[30minutememes]

[turnfreebaby]

when i get to ride my chocobo all day

[solarcitrus]

This is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[studthismuffin]

Helleaueaughh

[g00]

[nudne]

NO!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

you know what i miss??? sand animals

[valtsv]

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?

[t3mpus-fuckit]

Jeff Goldblum touching Conan.

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport

[greencarnations]

IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN

FOR $27 YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU AND RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE WHILE FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[teathattast]