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Finn like Finn Adventuretime, 23, they/them

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

the well ok of it all

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[femmeespeon]

The ‘On Our Backs’ 2002 Calendar. December photo. Shot by Michele Serchuk.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[stupidpetface]

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about cutting your bangs at home is that scissors are natural born performers. not many people know this but the soul of a scissors was imbued b y the god of divas. scissors love to cause drama. they revel in it. this is why you must never record yourself while cutting your bangs. it must be you and the mirror alone. the scissors will believe this is just a dress rehearsal and they will behave because they need to save their shocking ad-lib for opening night. you will cut your bangs, the scissors will wait, and your hair will look perfect.

but if you set up a camera, the scissors know this is the main act. and they will betray you for their moment of shock and awe. trust me about this. i have been working with scissors in my bathroom for years across the world and we have an understanding.

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[unteriors]

Park Road, Bowral, New South Wales.

[vulkiri]

Mirror

[weepingwidar]

Alexander Székely (Hungarian, 1901-1968) - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (1956-1962)

[henk-heijmans]

Makenna Cart, 2022 - by Szilveszter Makó, Hungarian

[1five1two]

'Marsh Moon'. Naomi Tydeman.

[tonyzaret]

Let's see, I deliberately take an EXTRA LONG drive home from the bar so I can sober up and only hit 2 (PARKED) cars & I'm forced to spend the night in jail - meanwhile, guess who was FREELY walking the streets that very same night? That's right, Ned the Cancelled Try Guy. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[aceynk]

im going to invent a new berty i mean berry

[gmos]

too late boss