Wanderlust & home

[catasters]

[preservable]

i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”

BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????

here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it

[animal-factbook]

IT GOT MINE RIGHT TOO… What kind of sorcery is this?!?

[shrimpsandglitter]

what the fuck. got mine as well??

[funovels]

*Someone Mowed a Huge Penis into a Field to Welcome Donald Trump to the UK* noice noice

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[ghostextremist]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

[ghostextremist]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

[twindirtmounds-deactivated20190]

Well well well….how the worm tables….

[teenscoolest]

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[captainmarvelstan]

Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

[kesteral]

this feels appropriate

[tiredherethicc]

my favorite addition to the post

[alittlecoconuttart-deactivated2]

To the student who sits in the back of the room with the chemistry textbook propped open and a library book tucked inside: You’ll have to learn chemistry, there’s no getting around it, but we revel in your love for the written word. In times of trial and worry, of disappointment and despair, a book will be your shield. Immersing yourself in a grand story will be a respite from your troubles, and a lifetime spent lingering over language will give you the right words when you need them yourself. No one writes a better love letter than a lifelong reader.

Margaret Renkl (NYTimes Opinion Section: “Let’s Hear It for the Average Child” [May 31, 2019])

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[liberal-memes]

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[sofia-boutella-deactivated20170]

[dragondicks]