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bipolar bisexual bipedal

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

someone went back to the devonian period to post this

[corruptimles]

[lalnerd-art]

nobody fuck with her

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[fialovart]

botanical sea creatures 🦈🌸

ko-fi | instagram | bluesky

[krakenteacups]

[likewildhorses]

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[frostios]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Im so sick of people whining about being tired & fatigued literally eat an energy berry

[garaks-padded-bra]

hey reminder unfollow me if you use gen ai

[garaks-padded-bra]

One unfollowed keep em coming

[memorycycle]

one time i ate a berry once and smiled twice

[glumshoe]

I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

[glumshoe]

like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

[glumshoe]

the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

[youaresogoingtohell]

There was a brief but decisive evolutionary bottleneck of canines that begrudgingly allowed homo-chimps to live after sticking them in a corset.

[glumshoe]

“Will you flush game for me, Wolf, when I go hunting the wild things beneath the trees?” asked Human.

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you leave me the bones and scraps of meat from your kills.”

“That is well,” said Human. “And will you use your ears and eyes and nose to guard me while I rest, and warn me when lions prowl too near?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you let me lie in the warmth of your cooking-fires.”

“But of course,” said Human. “And will you do as I command, and follow me wherever I go, and love my children and grandchildren as you would love your own?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you scratch me where my claws cannot reach, and pet me, and heal my injuries when I am wounded.”

“Always,” said Human. “And will you let me dress you up in funny clothes, and dance around, and do little tricks for me to laugh at?”

Wolf hesitated, and eyed Human warily for some time, weighing its choices. “That depends,” it said. “Will you tell me I’m a good boy?”

Human smiled. “The goodest boy,” it said.

Dog wagged its tail, and Wolf was no more.

[whatevercomestomymind]

I’ve reblogged it before, and I’ll say it again: this prose is right up there with Kipling’s Just So Stories. A modern literary masterpiece. I feel compelled to make an illuminated manuscript of it.

[diorods]

Minecraft Countryside Cottage! A complete survival house made out of Dark Oak, Pale oak, Diorite and a bit of Tuff!

Me and Shera wanted to make a super cozy but at the same time big build sized build, thus the whole garden around it in front of it! We also made a garden in the back! Of course, if you're making a countryside house, and going for the vibes, u always need to add a greenhouse to it, and I think it ended up fitting really well there at the entrance of the house! The whole interior of the build is quite cozy too, and it has all the features u might need on your base, from your personal greenhouse, crafting kitchen, entrance hall with a lodestone, enchantment setup, and much more! Anyway, this was the result!! I hope this serves as inspiration 🙌 If u want u can find the Blueprint Tutorial and world download here!

✨ Shaders: BSL Shaders 🕹 Game version: 1.21.4 🌹 Resource Packs: Jerm's Better Leaves

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[sirlancenotalot]

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs