Captain of the shrimp ship

She/they/he, ace ish, 18, currently a star wars blog with all the Loki's and some mythology thrown in for flavour but that could change at any moment. I'm an artist but this just ain't that blog sis,

[captainheroism]

#no time or patience for that

[eggdrawsthings]

another not very successful attempt at stylizing him i gave Rebels Rex a scarf cos i think it suits him, and the old man needs to keep his neck warm u_u

[bakedbeanchan]

[brambleghostart]

President Loki stuck a rubbish bin on a segway. He rides his trash podium around the void, leading his shifty garbage army.

[bebx]

help

[piierogis]

I wish Marvel a very happy give Thor another stabby green sibling whenever possible 💚

[mysieee]

Sibling bonding time

[youre-on-your-ownkid]

A round of applause for classic Loki

HIS GUY BUILT AN ILLUSION OF A WHOLE FUCKING CITY, NO LOKI CAME CLOSE OK I SAID WHAT I SAID

[egc2002]

@Marvel, Please give Thor not only his brother, but all the good versions of him as well

Thor needs a hug and be happy again

[lousysharkbutt]

the theme of this month’s patreon request night was Loki because OF COURSE IT WAS ✨

[lgballt]

Are you sad that June is over and you don't have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There's a different pride month just beginning! lgballt

[cyberdelph]

by @solidafg

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki: You sure you want to stay in the void?

Kid Loki: I have nowhere else to go. This is my home. Has been for a long time. [nods]

Sylvie: Alright. [opens portal] Take care. [waves]

Kid Loki: Bye. [waves back]

Loki and Sylvie: [step through]

Kid Loki: ...

Loki: [walks back out of portal] Screw it. You’re coming home with us! [picks up Kid Loki]

Kid Loki: [screams] YOU IDIOT! PUT ME DOWN!

Loki: I’m not leaving a child and his pet behind unsupervised. [steps through portal]

Gator Loki: !!! [follows behind]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Mobius: You know one day you’re gonna have to admit to Loki you were wrong and like living in the timeline.

Kid Loki holding a turkey leg and sitting at the top of splash mountain: Yes, one day. When I’m no longer miserable. [screams as they drop down] ...Let’s go again.

[lazy-cat-corner]

Sylvie: I’m going to Target, do you want anything?

Kid Loki: My freedom from this Midgardian prison called life.

Sylvie: ...

Kid Loki: And some cool ranch Doritos.

[lazy-cat-corner]

Kid Loki: This place sucks! I want to go back to living in a void!

Gen Z: [nod and completely understand]

[worstloki]

Kid Loki, eating ice cream: i miss The Void food :(

Loki: what did you people even eat there?

Kid Loki: I miss The Void food :(

[lokiagentoflesbians]

trying to get better at drawing her by copying my fav panels <3

[lokiagentoflesbians]

@ marvel prove me wrong

[worstloki]

"what do you mean trying to conform to asgard made me internalized the gender binary and my excitement over sylvie is gender envy"

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[fourtccn]

okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

-they named a pool in his honor