The Shrimpin’ Place

We be shrimpin’

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My loyal followers, my best friend has made a banger ass fic so you should totally read it and stuff!!

Link is beloww

https://archiveofourown.org/works/89245021

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I NEED TO AUTOMATE MY POWER THESE BIOMASS BURNERS ARE KILLING ME

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I've started a new Satisfactory save, and I'd just like a second to praise the developers for the incredible map they've built. The landscapes and backgrounds are genuinely incredible and almost make me feel bad for what I'm about to do to the world. Key word being almost, as we all know loyalty to FICSIT comes first. TIME TO POLLUTE THE WORLD IN THE NAME OF EFFICIENCY!!!!!

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Coming downstairs to a destroyed house may make you feel like “ohhh no whatever shall I do” but then you remember you’ve got D&D tomorrow so everything is right in the world.

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Arguing with Christians who believe that being LGBTQIA+ is a sin and that you’ll go to hell for it is genuinely one of the most infuriating things ever. This post is not an attack on Christianity or Christians, but just a complaint about the ones who believe that being gay = hell.

I’ve had to argue with two of them in the last 8 hours. One told me “it’s not natural, our purpose is to reproduce and multiply” and the other told me “Satan made you gay”. I don’t really need to explain why these are stupid points.

No matter how much you use the bible to show them otherwise, it’s like they don’t want to listen.

We deserve to be ourselves. We deserve to be happy. We deserve love. It’s that damn simple guys!!

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The cutscene merchant themselves!

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I love when you get recommended a song and then you realise it’s like really good and you’ve been living under a rock for ages

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Yoooo my deltarune and shit im waitinggg for tomorroww

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I really just want to collapse into a puddle rn.

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Blub.

Hm?

Oh, it appears a fish has asked me a question, but what truly is a question. Well a question is something someone asks, and no matter how small or large the question, rhetorical or not, they want an answer. Well my friend, I shall answer your question with proper etiquette and prime technique! ARE YOU READY TO BE AMAZED BY THE BEST ANSWER IN THE WORLD. PREPARE THYSELF!!!

Bluh.

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elemental shard open bracket fire closed bracket

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I’m being fucking destroyed in scrabble rn may the heavens above save me.

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Playing D&D right now and so far all that has happened as of yet is my brothers PC losing a shocking amount of gold while gambling…

God this is the greatest game ever made.

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In the pub rn and all I can think about is JJBA and Deltarune…

I might be cooked 😭

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Just sat outside in this uk heatwave, except it’s actually quite nice and cool out now. My cats are with me and the stars are out. I’ve just been thinking.

There’s no one I’d rather be, and no one I’d rather be friends with. The old ones who I’ve known for years, and the new ones who genuinely are some of my favourite people to be around like ever.

At this point I finally feel like I can just be myself consistently, and not wear some mask to make others like me.

Life is good right now.

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Been playing dnd for about 16 hours (with a call with the bf before sleeping and an incredible Baldur’s gate 3 session with the bestie of all time in between) and so far and our entire party are all dying of fire damage in this UK heatwave. I want to die… (Not really I love dnd so much)

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Can i put you in a tupperware container and lovingly shake you around until you are a fine goop? <3

Yes.