ShritPost

f in chat one time I misspelled sh*t... or was it shirt? a place for things that doesn't fit my other blogs

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[whereareyourightnow]

FALLOUT - The Other Player

[thatonewastelander]

Maximus' face when he saw the NCR power armor, the little boy smiling up at him as he goes to save the Strip, it completely broke me

He remembers a time where they were the hope of the Mojave, and he realizes he can now be that hope

[heywriters]

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

[whereareyourightnow]

FALLOUT - The Handoff

[eldritchenthusiast]

Im learning to draw him through only the most sophisticated means I assure you

[goatedgreen]

i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.

[nowheregirl-oxo]

Stray fucking destroyed me.

10/10

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[ryan-sometimes]

As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:

I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.

I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.

I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.

This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

an important thing to remember about scam calls is that they will try to make you panic and act quickly without thinking. this is different from real world paperwork and such which is mostly very very slow.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#i do appreciate the dino having a flip phone in 2025 #flip phones were awesome

Why the past tense? I've still got mine, and I bought it at the beginning of 2020! I've lived 31 years without a smartphone and intend to continue that way.

[thisusernameisunique]

How do you navigate when people tell you to use "the app" to do whatever needs doing. I dunno, menus, paying bills, checking prescriptions.

Sometimes I want to go back to dumb flip phones because I hate the idea of always needing "the app" but I never do.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I have not yet encountered anything necessary for life that can't be done either in person or in a web browser.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#OP what sort of paradise are you living in??? gods I'm jealous #my landlord requires a phone just to get into our damn buildings (no I'm not joking) #(no there is no other way) #don't even get me started on my fucking university

huh. I think you should start biting people.

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[mx-t4t0]

yep it checks out

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[purr-in-ink]

[gaystation4]