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hi!! i'm kelsey, it/its

i mostly post about my ocs and whatever other interest is actively plaguing me. currently tloz and tmnt have me in a chokehold but i just post about whatever.

#kelsey.txt for my posts, #ask for asks, #fave for favorite posts. warning tags formatted as #xyz cw

warnings used inconsistently - feel free to shoot an ask if you need me to tag something! i dont put a warning on any gorey art/movie scenes/etc.

🫀 art blog , art twt

#pinned

big fan of the word narwhal just straight up meaning corpse whale. hell yeah

#kelsey.txt #thinking abt renaming my art blog.... will prob keep the animal theme #maybe it will be narwhal related. who knows.

homunculus-argument

My moral high horse is so tall that I consider mocking anyone to be "punching down". Unfortunately for you I am a terrible person and will do so anyway. The horse silently disapproves of this but I don't respond to judgy side-eye.

haughty-ojousama

"why didn't you show any signs of being trans"

cuz I knew I'd be punished? duh! like c'mon, boys aren't supposed to dress like girls or want to, I would have been reprimanded, don't pretend I wouldn't have.

estrogenesis-evangelion

"uh huh. and why didn't you say anything about this when you were in the infinitely precarious position of being a child with practically no rights surrounded by adults who could have and would have and maybe even did gaslight and discount and argue over and bully and emotionally or physically or sexually abuse you into complying with their ideas of who you ought to be? hmm? why didn't you mention this at the time in your life when nobody would have taken you seriously or believed that you are an honest and trustworthy narrator of your experiences & identity? huh? 🤡"

emailsicantsend-fwd-deactivated

I love getting "prev"ed, it's like getting a good grade on tumblr dot com, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

natalieironside

"Serious answers only unless it's funny" is a more effective request than "serious answers only." It's the Internet, you're gonna get some unserious answers no matter what, and "Serious answers only" is like catnip for the most tedious people you'll ever meet. Adding "unless it's funny" sets a bar. Discourages the uncommitted.

alwaysalreadyangry

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

fruitycasket

omegaversereloaded

feminism is a problem

#the bad attempt at a jamaican accent is killinggggg me #you cant be talking like that white baby

texaschainsawmascara

shrlke

the real reason i dont talk about trenchmouth that much is because every time i learn some new crazy shit about rich people i gotta change britney up

shrlke

i thought people owning multiple houses at once to live in at different times of the year was a myth. i thought you freaks were lying that shouldnt be real

#kelsey.txt

the real reason i dont talk about trenchmouth that much is because every time i learn some new crazy shit about rich people i gotta change britney up

#kelsey.txt #this is why i talk about her more than valentine too #like ok whatever we all know what being broke is like. rich people are like specimens to me #like. listen man shes a billionaire trust fund baby. who gaf about the vampirism whats rich peoples deal

texaschainsawmascara

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