Shroomie

credit to @eaterofdust for the pfp! thanks for the trade! my reblogging account is @reblogsbyshroomiethenerd

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I'm officially open for art/writing trades!

I'll write you a short fic, and in return, I will accept art. I'm finally done with high school, so I now have plenty of time to write!

AI can kiss my ass and pull em dashes from my cold dead hands

Here are my rules/guidelines:

No NSFW. I won't ask for NSFW art, and I won't write anything sexual. Mildly suggestive is okay, but nothing beyond that.

No money will be involved! Just writing for art, that's it :)

I will write your OCs as long as you give me enough information about them!

We can negotiate the length of the fic and quality of the art. If you just want a short fic, I'll only ask for a doodle, but if you want something longer, I'll probably ask for art with a little more effort put in.

I probably won't write anything longer than 10k words.

Fandoms I Enjoy Writing:

Lord of the Rings

Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom

Regretevator

Twister(s)

How To Train Your Dragon

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Hellaverse

Undertale

Deltarune

I'm also willing to do original works!

I LOVE SICKFICS PLEASE LET ME WRITE SICKFICS

I won't be linking my ao3 as i have some very cringy stuff on there that I'd rather not have associated with this account lol, but I will link a post with some excerpts of my writing so you can sample what my style is like here.

Any fics I write will still be posted on ao3 anonymously unless you wish otherwise!

Completed Fics:

How Snotlout Got His Name

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jarona!

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hi guys i made a thing please enjoy

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Cunt

Bitch

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Art dump time!!!!

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we need to shift the months back by exactly two so that september can be seven, october can be eight, november can be nine, and december can be ten. septa, octa, nova, deca guys cmon

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FOLLY FANS!!

THE TIME TO LOCK IN IS NOW!!!

We have until SATURDAY to bump Folly up to first place and keep her there!!

Let's get her that new floor!!!

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Knowledge should be free.

We shouldn't have to pay for a subscription to read scientific studies.

We shouldn't have to pay thousands and thousands of dollars to get an education.

Knowledge should be FREE.

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Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

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my beta reader with a stutter just told me i did a good job writing a character with a stutter hashtagiwin

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do you guys ever think about uncontacted tribes

do you think they might have mythological explanations for our technology

i think about that a lot

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hey. hey folly fans. regretevator fans who also live laugh love folly. i made us a place to all simp together. u should totally join. we have folly emojis

https://discord.gg/YNKrqv6DR

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Where do you feel fear physically?

Chest

Throat

Stomach

Neck

Somewhere else (answer in comments!)

Voting ended onMay 14

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why did i just get a fucking pop-up ad

i went to reblog a post and got a FUCKING POP-UP AD

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i'm almost finished with my environmental science course and i am ANGRY.

I'm gonna make all my friends in the sims and put us all in one plot and make the whole thing eco-friendly and sustainable to cope.

[monharicot]

I know " woke " might tell you if you can do that but fairies really only eat plants and healthy food so it would not be possible for them to be overweight, fat. or chubby

oh...fairies aren't. they aren't real

[norahsdove]

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

[greebledgoblin]

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

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justice for our fat fairies