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Izzy domestication agenda

[izzypaws]

"secret" izzy sideblog bc im shy

no minors please 🔞

icon by @ajjiwannabeyourdog2

header by @izzyholdsstufff

gif by @electric-friend

[orpheuslament]

holy shit

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

Mouthy old cunt, still gagging for it 70s style 😌

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

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Don’t make me tap the sign.

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freakmuttleather

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DRUMMER magazine

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Secret santa for my friend! For @/xaihan on dsc

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hades & cerberus - ink on paper - 2022

a commission from a few months back. this was a huge joy to do, and there should be more of these two eventually.

Patreon | SubStar

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25. SLICKED

from LEATHER INTERIOR. might post a few sporadically.

[umulata]

Only a few hours left to grab your copy of A Year Of Belonging - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴‍☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨

Yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D

✨ PREORDER HERE ✨

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huh

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[strangegutz]

BIG BAD WOLF (3/3) (NFS)

OOAK handmade art doll

etsy / merch / ko-fi / wishlist / patreon

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[anonomouslyabanana]

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

[ltwilliammowett]

Sailor Nicknames

Sew Sew Boys - Sailors who have a special talent in sewing Jack of the Dust- Purser Mate Jack Nasty Face- a low ranking sailor Landlubber- a landsman who has no knowledge of the sea Fireship - a prostitute with a venereal disease Spouter - a Whaler Blubber Hunter- a Whaler Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who threw up in the lap of a comrade Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who has managed to pee on a mate’s shoes under the table. Long Tailed Beggar- a Cat Lubber- a lumbering, awkward fellow a stout, clumsy oaf who struggles with seamanship Bone Polisher- a cat of nine tails Bugs- a dirty slovenly sailor Bully Boys- an American sailor Jack Tar - a British sailor Cook`s warrant - an operation that ends in amputation The Croaker- a Surgeon The Doctor - a cook Davy Jones natural children - pirates, smugglers, scamps, scalawags and rovers Hands- Crewmembers Jimmy the One - the first Lieutenant in the Royal Navy Johnny Hawbuck- an officer who dressed like a dandy at sea Landshark - A Lawyer Limey- another name for a british sailor Jollies - A Royal Marine Leatherneck - A Royal Marine Devil Dog - A Royal Marine Lobster - A Royal Marine Old Salt - a veteran sailor Manxman - a sailor from the Isle of Man Nip cheese - the Purser

to be continued….

[ltwilliammowett]

Andrew - The Royal Navy

Padre, Bish, Bible Puncher, Bible Basher, Devil Dodger, Dodgy Deacon, God Botherer, Maker’s Rep, Holy Joe and Sin Bosun - Chaplain

An Amy - all noncitizens who served aboard British Warships

Bible- Thumper - an excessively pious sailor

Boom Passenger - a convict

Brass Bounder - Midshipman

Snotty - Midshipman

Blue Peter - P/ Peter Flag

Chips - Carpenter

Cootie- Lice

Cross Girl - Harlot

Jemmy Ducks - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship

Duck f..cker - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship 

Johnny Hawbuck - a dandy officer at sea

Man Eater - a furious ship

Paint Washer - a steam ship sailor

Pale Ale - Water

Powder Monkey’s - ship’s boys

Shellback - old sailor

Shifting Ballast - marines, passengers, and other useless folk aboard a ship

Ship’s Husband - shipyard foreman

Slaughter House - lower deck near the main mast

Skipper - captain of a small pleasure or trading vessel

Keeper of the Pigs- steward

Straights Captain - master cannoneer

Tom Pepper - a habitual liar

Waister - an old disabled or unskilled landsman

[ltwilliammowett]

Adrift To be late Anchor-faced Somebody who extremely enthusiastic about their career in the Royal Navy Bezzy Best mate Bone Stupid Chad Valley A piece of equipment that is generally not very good, or the lesser quality of what is available on the market Crabby Dirty Heads Toilets Matelot Sailor Minging To be drunk Necky To be particularly cheeky Oppo A Royal Navy colleague Pinged To be seen, typically when not wanting to be Run ashore A night out – usually involving alcohol Sad on To be unhappy or disappointed Shippers An onboard colleague Shitehawk A Seagull Sprog A child Thin out To leave or to end one’s day in work/duty Tot A Rum measure Wet A drink of something (tea usually) Winger A mate

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oh i’m yours? then microchip me