Turnip For What

Turnip ☆ 24 ♡ They/Them; It/Its ☆ Side blog of JumbleyTumbles; most active here ♡ My responses and my own posts are tagged with #turnip talks (old tag: #singulariturnip) ☆ If you need me to tag something, just ask! ♡ It's a crime that there's no turnip emoji, but I have been gifted a potato 🥔

[zeraoraa]

[trismeowgistus]

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

[trismeowgistus]

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly

[trismeowgistus]

no no this is an excellent addition thank you

[captainhaterade]

prev tags: #it does rub me the wrong way when people say men who hate women must be gay/that straight male culture is gay#like i know that its not the intention but youre still using gay as an insult there yk #but at the end of the day these men who hate women are mostly not attracted to men#because that would require a personal authentic relationship to their sexuality that they do not have #theyre literally hetero-sexual#their sexual identity is being straight#not having genuine and sincere attraction to women as human beings#but being straight

[typhlonectes]

Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what

The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this world's magic system is also based in calculus

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[morionette413]

@eddieintheocean

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[anywhoozles]

[bulletcreep-deactivated20250911]

here are the bats. if you were curious

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[cosmicretreat]

State of Wyoming Hereford - CF Payne (2025)

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[nooralanqar3]

#TheyLiedToYou

They say the war is over, or that it has calmed down...

But in Gaza, the bombing continues, evacuation orders keep coming, and families are still being forced to flee from one place to another.

Here, not a single day passes without fear, and not a single night without waiting for what may come next.

Gaza is still bleeding... Don't believe that it is over. 💔

[nooralanqar3]

📍 Gaza News Brief | Today

▪️ Shelling: Airstrikes and artillery bombardment continued across several areas of the Gaza Strip, particularly in the Zeitoun neighborhood of Gaza City and eastern Deir al-Balah, resulting in people being killed and injured.

▪️ Evacuation Orders: The Israeli military issued new evacuation orders for areas in the Zeitoun neighborhood, including residential districts and areas west of Salah al-Din Street, forcing dozens of families to flee once again.

▪️ Displacement: The targeted areas witnessed another wave of displacement, as families were forced to leave their tents and the few homes they had left in search of safer places, despite the absence of any truly safe shelter in the Gaza Strip.

▪️ Humanitarian Situation: Humanitarian conditions continue to deteriorate as the bombardment persists, with severe shortages of food, clean water, and medicine, while emergency and aid teams face major difficulties reaching many affected areas.

[nooralanqar3]

We are asking you to listen to the truth.

We are sharing a reality that is being hidden; our lives are still difficult, our suffering continues, and the war has not ended for us.

Believe us… what we live through every day is far beyond what words and images can describe.

We need people who can help us share our voices with the world, spread the truth as it is, and stand with us during these difficult circumstances.

We also need your support and donations to help us secure the most basic necessities of life and continue to endure.

[prontaentrega]

my miserable attempt at writing nine inch nails

[legendofdinner]