Simon Uehara!

[shsl-sonnets]

Simon Uehara - Ultimate Poet INTRO POST

Hark, good morrow to all! My name is Simon Uehara! I know not how to ply this device with skill, yet I do hope to meet and join with other ultimates! I am an ultimate myself, a poet by trade! I pray we may all live in amity.

Information of myself? Aye, forsooth! What dost thou wish to know?

NAME: Simon Uehara!

AGE: I am eighteen years of age!

GENDER/SEXUALITY: Hark! I have not pondered it ere now, yet I know I am male! I do favour those who fancy their own sex, of course! I have, in truth, two mothers!! Well.. errrr… had..? A lengthy tale, haha..

HEIGHT:I stand at roughly five foot ten inches!

Mine own fellows and mine adversaries? Marry, I deem all men mine allies until they prove themselves otherwise! I possess no foes, for that were most unkind!

Thus shall I mark my missives!

NORMAL POSTS: [hark! a word from the bard!]

VENT/ANGRY POSTS: [this was not in mine own hand..]

REBLOGGING: [hark! a wise one indeed!]

ANSWERING ASKS: [wouldst thou speak dear?]

I trow that be all. Fare thee well, my friends! I hope we all have a wondrous journey at Hope's Peak Academy! I shall see thee anon!

MOD NOTE

hiiii guyssss... in case you cant tell. this guy is gonna be fun to talk to hahahaaaaa.... anyways hi this is kyona ( @kkyona ) here again with another oc from a roleplay who im tweaking slightly for the sake of makig him canon

i will say now. simon's uh. "lingo" is mainly a bit hes pulling kinda. pull the right strings and hell drop it (aka piss him tf off or make him sad or just confuse the shit outta him)

i will say teasing this guy is fun but be nice hes sensitive :( (/j bully him all you want lmfao)

anyways basic stuff no sexual stuff etc

im gonna make him and aline beef bye

[shsl-sonnets]

why do ya talk as if yer from the 16th century? Ya think yer spearshake or whatever the dude's name was?

@rui-gushiken

//rui you idiot that's not how u say his name😢

I speak thus for sport! What, can thy modern, base tongue not apprehend me? Also... His name is Shakespeare..

[TRANSLATION: I talk like this for fun! What, can your modern, peasant language not understand me? Also.... his name is Shakespeare..]

[rui-gushiken]

I can understand ya just fine. Ye just give off wannabe. It's really annoyin'.

I think you're getting reality mixed up. It's you who's the peasant here. Real royalty like me doesn't need to put up a play-pretend way of speaking just to paint myself as smart.

Tch....whatever..I'on care 'bout the Shakespeare dude..i was tryna make fun of ya...

[shsl-sonnets]

Wherefore art thou so... uncivil? (눈‸눈)

[rui-gushiken]

'cause I don't like ya. That's it.

[shsl-sonnets]

....

Quite the opinion for someone who you don't even know the name of, no?

[shsl-sonnets]

why do ya talk as if yer from the 16th century? Ya think yer spearshake or whatever the dude's name was?

@rui-gushiken

//rui you idiot that's not how u say his name😢

I speak thus for sport! What, can thy modern, base tongue not apprehend me? Also... His name is Shakespeare..

[TRANSLATION: I talk like this for fun! What, can your modern, peasant language not understand me? Also.... his name is Shakespeare..]

[rui-gushiken]

I can understand ya just fine. Ye just give off wannabe. It's really annoyin'.

I think you're getting reality mixed up. It's you who's the peasant here. Real royalty like me doesn't need to put up a play-pretend way of speaking just to paint myself as smart.

Tch....whatever..I'on care 'bout the Shakespeare dude..i was tryna make fun of ya...

[shsl-sonnets]

Wherefore art thou so... uncivil? (눈‸눈)

[shsl-sonnets]

why do ya talk as if yer from the 16th century? Ya think yer spearshake or whatever the dude's name was?

@rui-gushiken

//rui you idiot that's not how u say his name😢

I speak thus for sport! What, can thy modern, base tongue not apprehend me? Also... His name is Shakespeare..

[TRANSLATION: I talk like this for fun! What, can your modern, peasant language not understand me? Also.... his name is Shakespeare..]

[shsl-sonnets]

HI I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT PROM!!! I HAVE QUESTIONS!!!

Ah! Introductions first!

My name is Mizuki Minai, the ultimate wingwoman, and ultimate fashionista! Good to meet ya!

Now... what are you wearing to prom!? Tell me tell me!!! Do you not have anything? If so, can I help pick something out!? Oh, please let me!

-Mizuki Minai (@shsl-wingman) [//ooc here do u perhaps have something that shows how simon looks I want to draw him sometime...]

Hark, good morrow Mistress Minai! 'Tis a pleasure to make thy acquaintance!

Let us see… well… um… 'tis somewhat novel to me, but - Mistress Chevalier did compel me to don a gown! She took a photograph of us whilst we essayed them on, in truth… She did declare that the raiment would suit me, for I possess… a womanly frame? I know not! But I received praise, thus… It doth also accord with the common eye-piece I am wont to wear!

[TRANSLATION: Hello Ms. Minai! Nice to meet you. Lets see.. while its somewhat new to me, Ms. Chevalier told me to wear a dress! She took a photo of us while we were trying the outfits on .. she said the dress would suit me because i have a... feminine body..? I don't know! But I did get compliments.. and it also matches the color of my usual eye prosthetic!]

//ooc UM U CAN JUST USE THIS PIC AS REFERENCE... his hair is lowkey however u want but usually hes got a bun.. and he has glasses!!!! overall he dresses fancy and elegant but yeah its a very flexible design hehe I WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE TO SEE HIM DRAWN..

[shsl-wingman]

DON'T CALL ME MINAI-! Ah... I mean, please, just call me Mizuki!

Oh em gee! Uhm... Chevalier-san was right!! You look positively stunning!! Wow... her judgement was very correct. This fashionista improves! The colors do match so well... wow, I'm... almost jealous of how good you look! You could pass as a girl, honestly... I remember when I first started dresses I didn't look nearly as good! Still kinda looked like a... Nevermind! Forget what I just said, Sisi-chan!

[shsl-sonnets]

Ah- My deepest apologies, Mistress Mizuki!! I am sorry!! Um… thank you for thy praises though.. I was a bit surprised Mistress Chevalier did not wish to wear the gown herself, but I resolved not to question her at this juncture.. Also… 'Sisi-chan'..? I-.. what a fond appellation..

[TRANSLATION: My deepest apologies, Ms. Mizuki!! I am sorry!! Um… thank you for your compliments though.. I was a bit surprised Ms. Chevalier didn't want to wear the dress herself, but I decided not to question her at this point.. Also… 'Sisi-chan'..? I-.. what a nickname..]

[shsl-sonnets]

HI I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT PROM!!! I HAVE QUESTIONS!!!

Ah! Introductions first!

My name is Mizuki Minai, the ultimate wingwoman, and ultimate fashionista! Good to meet ya!

Now... what are you wearing to prom!? Tell me tell me!!! Do you not have anything? If so, can I help pick something out!? Oh, please let me!

-Mizuki Minai (@shsl-wingman) [//ooc here do u perhaps have something that shows how simon looks I want to draw him sometime...]

Hark, good morrow Mistress Minai! 'Tis a pleasure to make thy acquaintance!

Let us see… well… um… 'tis somewhat novel to me, but - Mistress Chevalier did compel me to don a gown! She took a photograph of us whilst we essayed them on, in truth… She did declare that the raiment would suit me, for I possess… a womanly frame? I know not! But I received praise, thus… It doth also accord with the common eye-piece I am wont to wear!

[TRANSLATION: Hello Ms. Minai! Nice to meet you. Lets see.. while its somewhat new to me, Ms. Chevalier told me to wear a dress! She took a photo of us while we were trying the outfits on .. she said the dress would suit me because i have a... feminine body..? I don't know! But I did get compliments.. and it also matches the color of my usual eye prosthetic!]

//ooc UM U CAN JUST USE THIS PIC AS REFERENCE... his hair is lowkey however u want but usually hes got a bun.. and he has glasses!!!! overall he dresses fancy and elegant but yeah its a very flexible design hehe I WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE TO SEE HIM DRAWN..

[shsl-sonnets]

"Hellloooo! Don't think I've seen you around before. I'm Reimu Nakaema, the Ultimate Paranormal Investigator! Happy to meet you!"

"You're the Ultimate Poet, right? Do you have any poems either haunting or ghostly? I guess I've acquired a morbid curiosity, hehe."

@reimunakaema

(Doxxing my main to send a photo T_T)

Hark, Mistress Nakaema! A joy to make thy acquaintance. I do possess a few verses touching upon more.. somber and brooding humours, yet the ghoul parts are verily but allegorical. Moreover, I have not penned one of such a sort in some time, at least not one made public.

[TRANSLATION: Hello, Ms. Nakaema! A pleasure to meet you. I do have a few poems involving more.. dark and brooding aspects, but the ghoul parts are really only metaphorical. I also haven't written one like that in a while, at least not a published one.]

[shsl-sonnets]

Hello Simon! It’s me Kyonotaro again. You looked quite nice in that dress of yours!

Yours Truly,

@hopespeaktalkshowhost

Ha! Doth mine aspect please thee? Gramercy..! Lady Chevalier didst tell me I appeared.. 'cunty'.. but I am uncertain if that be a virtue or no..

[Translation bc i should do that: Ah- I look nice? Thank you! Aline told me I looked.. "cunty"... but i'm unsure if that's a good thing..."]

[shsl-sonnets]

//ooc

IM SO SORRY FOR WHEVER SENT ASKS THAT UOU HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG I HAVE TO GO TO MY CHURCH DUTIES TODAY AND I WAS AT A PARTY LAST NIGHT

also bc simon responses take more thoughy than aline's who i can just write random bs for lmfao

THEY WILL BE ANSWERED SOON

[spinning-butterflies]

guyssss.... should i force simon to go to prom with meee.... think about it!!!!!!! a lesbian woman and a gay man attending prom together!!!!!!! isn't that so cool what if i make him wear the dress

[shsl-sonnets]

I… deem it so..? Wherefore must I don the gown, pray tell?

[spinning-butterflies]

because!!!!! look at you!!!!! you'd suit a prom dress so well!!!!! look at your WAIST man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omigosh!!!!

[shsl-sonnets]

I- I do so?? Ummm… I give thee thanks..? I deem..? I surmise thou wouldst appear comely in a suit, as well.. so..

[spinning-butterflies]

guyssss.... should i force simon to go to prom with meee.... think about it!!!!!!! a lesbian woman and a gay man attending prom together!!!!!!! isn't that so cool what if i make him wear the dress

[shsl-sonnets]

I… deem it so..? Wherefore must I don the gown, pray tell?

[shsl-sonnets]

i… i love the way youu speak!

it’s so, um, like… pretty, and s-sophisticated!

if only i could speak like that, haha..

— Momo Ametami @ult-meteorologist

Hark! I thank thee, darling! This manner of speech doth but spring from the study of Shakespeare's works since I was but six years of age! Any man might learn it, in truth.

[shsl-sonnets]

Why do you talk like that. WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT.

@dead-girl-driving

Wherefore do I speak thus? Is there some fault?

[dead-girl-driving]

You sound like friggin' Shakestick or whatever-his-name-was! English for the rest of us, please and thank you!

[shsl-sonnets]

This is English! 'Tis but more sophisticated than thy English.

[dead-girl-driving]

What are you SAYING to me? What?? Huh??

Boys make no sense, I swear!

[shsl-sonnets]

....(눈‸눈)

[dead-girl-driving]

Oh, don't gimme that sad look!

Go play with my credit card, will that make it up to you? I'm not a bully or anything like that. Tame Nene, Ultimate Car Racer, at your service!

[shsl-sonnets]

Behaving strangely and then presenting thyself....? I shall accept it! Simon Uehara, Ultimate Poet. 'Tis a pleasure to make thy acquaintance!

[shsl-sonnets]

Why do you talk like that. WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT.

@dead-girl-driving

Wherefore do I speak thus? Is there some fault?

[dead-girl-driving]

You sound like friggin' Shakestick or whatever-his-name-was! English for the rest of us, please and thank you!

[shsl-sonnets]

This is English! 'Tis but more sophisticated than thy English.

[dead-girl-driving]

What are you SAYING to me? What?? Huh??

Boys make no sense, I swear!

[shsl-sonnets]

....(눈‸눈)

[shsl-sonnets]

Why do you talk like that. WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT.

@dead-girl-driving

Wherefore do I speak thus? Is there some fault?

[dead-girl-driving]

You sound like friggin' Shakestick or whatever-his-name-was! English for the rest of us, please and thank you!

[shsl-sonnets]

This is English! 'Tis but more sophisticated than thy English.

[shsl-sonnets]

Why do you talk like that. WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT.

@dead-girl-driving

Wherefore do I speak thus? Is there some fault?

[shsl-sonnets]

//ooc

btw this blog may be a bit less active on its own i will interact if people do first but i dont have the energy to think of shakespearean on a whim LMAO

aline is much easier to roleplay as lmfao but thats also bc this guy hasnt been actually roleplayed as yet hes from the sequel that has not started