Oooh, a Texan. So, this was a fellow English speaker, then? Perfect. He could tease him in public and basically nobody else would be able to understand.
Well, unless there were loads of other English-speaking people here.
Still, a smirk graced his lips, and he churned the wad of gum in his mouth, letting it stick to his teeth with a seemingly total disregard for how attractive (or unattractive) it might make him seem.
After all, gotta give me tongue a warmup before all the action I'm gonna be gettin'.
"Right, then. It's a date, yankee-boy."
Oh, and now he was asking about the gum? Hmm... Well, he supposed it was only right. After all, they might be sharing gum in the future, hot and steamy exchanges where there was too much passion not to be caught in the school broom closet to swallow his gum before lips touched, open mouths sharing breath, tongues fighting for dominance just like a bad fanfic, and-
He caught himself just in time before his overexcitement began to show. Poor Travis, you don't know what the teacher's landed you in for.
"Sometimes I like lotte, but today it's fusen gum. Comes with a temporary tattoo, in case y'ever wanted one- a little rule I got, though. M'only gonna give it t'someone who comes up with the most original place fer me t'stick it."
He let out a little chuckle, before his eyes flashed over as though he was about to say something deathly serious and awful.
"Anyway, 'ave y'seen what's 'appenin' 'ere? Over the last year, gum consumption 'as fallen over 4%. It's bein' challenged by mints. Fuckin' mints. What's the world comin' to?"
Kin, nobody else really cares as much as you do. Leave the poor guy alone and talk about this with other gum enthusiasts.
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