Hella

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP is in a alternate universe where magic and dragons exist. One day, Person A suddenly goes missing, and is assumed to be dead, killed by a dragon. Person B, in heartbreak, vows to slay the beast that killed their love. Person B trains to become a knight and travels to a cave where they find a dragon that looks devastatingly familiar, but they can’t put a finger on it. When Person B is tackled by the creature, they realize that the Dragon is Person A, who was cursed after a fateful encounter with an enchanter in the woods, only to return to their true form under the light of the full moon, their death, or by other means of breaking the curse.

[past-gone]

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP is in a really depressing AU, but then they realize it, and question what kind of sick person would think such a thing up.

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

a mass photoset for all your giant demon bf and smaller human gf needs

[houseandhomepics-blog]

[spookygothgrandma]

FUCK

[ttreatsss-deactivated20220220]

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

[spendthadaywithjae]

Goal

[intowhichtheothersfall]

But also sex.

[hollycourt55377]

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

[kiwilesbica]

The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain

[shslgiraffe]

In which nin is too lazy to scan and therefore uses my iPod whoops

[champagne-paradise]

[shopdollydynamite-blog]

Dolly Dynamite + free shipping worldwide

[memewhore]

[aromanticgcallen]

OBLIGATORY 'AUS I REALLY WANT' POST

incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU

police procedural AU

bookstore AU

reluctant teammates that save the world together AU

platonic living together AU

lawyers AU

stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU

sent to live with cousins AU

pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU

teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU

pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU

forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU

law school AU

[aromanticgcallen]

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

on the same college tour AU

trapped in a bank during a robbery AU

forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU

DOCTORS AU

medical school AU

ride the same bus together literally every day AU

vet clinic AU

'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU

college professors AU

on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

[fuckitfireeverything]

The Kindly Ones

Thrust into the spotlight by her recent capture of the serial killer known as the Protean Wolf (Lloyd), Detective Sofia Penn (Nyong’o) is at the height of her career. Despite warnings from her boss and mentor, Leo Tucker (Jones), to keep a low profile after the arrest, Penn finds herself chasing another lead — a copycat killer still at large. When her sister, Cassie (Wallis), starts talking about hearing things in the woods, Penn starts receiving cryptic notes from the Wolf’s brother, who signs his correspondences only as the Lycaon (Goode). 

[rasstegai]

when u tell ur friend a plot twist for ur story

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP attempting sexting. 

[dalebarbras-deactivated20151008]

[semianonymity]

I think the next fandom trend should be combining stock AUs. Imagine!:

Cops AU plus Hogwarts AU equals Wizard Buddy Cops, subtext, and as many wand jokes as you can make

A high school AU, only it’s high school in the future featuring space station hijinks and/or alien invasion, mixed in with serious concerns about who’s going with who to prom

The coffee shop AU, liberally spiced up with interactions with a mirror world where the heroes become the villains and vice versa—and can the adorably dorky new barista figure out how to make the perfect latte art and keep her girlfriend from falling in love with her eviler, sexier doppelganger?

Noir detective pirate AU, and the difficulties of solving gritty crime on the high seas

Vampire Western AU, and the challenges of cattle rustling on the sunny plains of the wild west, and making sure that none of those damned suckers take out any of pa’s herd again!

Prohibition-era speakeasy AU with fairy tale AU featuring the complications of being secretly magical and smuggling when you can’t actually lie

Okay, coffee shop AU + ANYTHING is hilarious to me

Regency coffee shop AU

Vampire coffee shop AU (BARTENDING IN THE DARK)

Gym rat vampire AU—getting pumped and drinking blood

Mermaid college AU

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP in an ballet studio, having sex and watching their reflections in the mirrored walls.

[aureat]

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go