Hella

Just a huge ship dump Get it? Dump Because Usoko is trash

[otpprompts]

If your OTP has a noticeable size difference, imagine the smaller person (A) wearing the larger person’s (B) shirt. Now imagine Person A attempting to seduce Person B back to bed wearing nothing but that shirt.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP is in a really depressing AU, but then they realize it, and question what kind of sick person would think such a thing up.

[fatedefied]

The Only Exception - Paramore

And that was the day that I promised I’d never sing of love if it does not exist.

But darling, You are the only exception.

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

a mass photoset for all your giant demon bf and smaller human gf needs

[perkyrph-deactivated20150612]

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP waking up in the morning and Person B wants some coffee. So they slip out from under Person A’s arm and try to sneak away, but Person A catches them, pulls them back into bed quickly, and attacks them with kisses and tickles. And then either one of them becomes turned on and they make love.

[luxuryofparadise]

you always had my heart whether in this world or the next you are the missing part and darling please don't fret

in another life || strangeheart

[shslsock-blog]

this will never be finished because my god look at that terrible anatomy but

dont u dare try me nin

[jakegyllehnal]

What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled

[roobics]

What do you mean what if

[taitetsu]

[kouaoi]

WhEN yOuR OTP MAKES YOUr hEArt dO THE tinGLY TINgly

[semianonymity]

I think the next fandom trend should be combining stock AUs. Imagine!:

Cops AU plus Hogwarts AU equals Wizard Buddy Cops, subtext, and as many wand jokes as you can make

A high school AU, only it’s high school in the future featuring space station hijinks and/or alien invasion, mixed in with serious concerns about who’s going with who to prom

The coffee shop AU, liberally spiced up with interactions with a mirror world where the heroes become the villains and vice versa—and can the adorably dorky new barista figure out how to make the perfect latte art and keep her girlfriend from falling in love with her eviler, sexier doppelganger?

Noir detective pirate AU, and the difficulties of solving gritty crime on the high seas

Vampire Western AU, and the challenges of cattle rustling on the sunny plains of the wild west, and making sure that none of those damned suckers take out any of pa’s herd again!

Prohibition-era speakeasy AU with fairy tale AU featuring the complications of being secretly magical and smuggling when you can’t actually lie

Okay, coffee shop AU + ANYTHING is hilarious to me

Regency coffee shop AU

Vampire coffee shop AU (BARTENDING IN THE DARK)

Gym rat vampire AU—getting pumped and drinking blood

Mermaid college AU

[imagineyuorotp]

Imagine your OTP eating a well-cooked face together.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP in an ballet studio, having sex and watching their reflections in the mirrored walls.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP (or OT3) as assassins trained to kill each other, so Person A is targeting Person B and vice versa (or Person A is out for Persons B and C, Person B is out for Persons C and A, and Person C is out for Persons A and B) and during their tense confrontation they begin to flirt back and forth between attacks.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP cuddling in bed together for the first time and falling asleep in each others’ arms. Now imagine Person A waking up just before Person B just to see his/her eyes flutter open, and his/her first sight of the morning is Person A smiling adoringly at him/her.

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer