[earthtodes]

Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

[wizardshark]

In what world is this not already normalized

[grimoiremanifest]

In DINNER WORLD

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[ratbugs]

little helper

what a good boy

[sunshinetrinket]

my favorite comments from tumblr downdetector

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[quasi-normalcy]

Given America's historical success rate in wars of occupation, it is pretty baffling that Trump has decided to convert all of America's domestic problems into wars of occupation.

[throathole]

You didn’t mention he was scrumdiddlyumptious

[charlesoberonn]

I spent my whole life thinking that Wiki comes from Wikipedia but it's the other way around. Wikis predate Wikipedia by 7 years.

[charlesoberonn]

It's Hawaiian for 'quick' and is specifically named after the Wiki Wiki shuttle service in the Honolulu international airport.

[confusedpaladin]

[csny]

[beaniebabyadventures]

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[pitbolshevik]

every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

[pitbolshevik]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[mclennonyaoi]

like. ok. sure. this is where we’re at now

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[ilovecats4ever]