gotta problem, dumbass?

Just as I thought you would, you wandered right into my trap. How does it feel to be completely and utterly defenseless? That was rhetorical, by the way. I couldn't give a rat's ass about your feelings. [ independent dangan ronpa oc blog ]

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[17:59:46] <hibiki> ((im on fire today tbh  [17:59:50] <hibiki> ((so was kunio 

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[17:56:11] <hibiki> ((so kunio walks into a bar. no depth perception 

[kingcheddarxvii]

If hating humanity is one of your more interesting points that you pride yourself on then you are very boring and are not invited to my birthday party, ever, and there’s gonna be cake and you can’t have that cake

[shsltrapper]

shsltwofaced replied to your post:shsltwofaced replied to your post:kunio loves...

(brings my face closer to urs) why Dont u know this is Important

(eyes wide legs spaghetti) I DONT KNOW

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shsltwofaced replied to your post:kunio loves being called cute more than anything

(grabs ur shoulders) do u know what this Means

(sweating) No

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kunio loves being called cute more than anything

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shslhorrornovels replied to your post: why do people like kunio. hes a litera...

because two eye privilege’d people always like those who cant wink

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shsltwofaced replied to your post: why do people like kunio. hes a litera...

he’s cute idk man mean ocs are hella

u are the oNLY ONE TO FIND HIM CUTE

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why do people like kunio. hes a literal evil one eye skrillex. his only redeeming trait is his humour

[shslbarisuta]

"That’s pretty harsh, but I guess that’s your opinion. You’ve only just met me, so, who knows, your opinion may change one day. Also, I hope you don’t mind me asking, but, what exactly does being a SHSL Trapper entail?"

[shsltrapper]

"It's okay, you don't have to try so hard. I can only name... two people in this school that I like. Yeah, two. Lucky people indeed.

What does it entail? It means making traps of course. Bear traps, pitfalls, tripwires, lasers, detonators, motion sensors, snares, nets, fish weirs, leg hold traps, conibear traps, jump traps, double-long-springs, cage traps, things like that."

[shslnerdlords]

"Do not use one of man kinds greater faults to excuse your behavior! You seem like a smart person, or at least smart enough to know that judging is wrong, so why do it?"

[shsltrapper]

"I'm not excusing it. Well, maybe now I am, but later I'll go home and punch myself in the face, you have my word for it. Or, if you'd rather, you can do it for me, right now. Should I crouch for you?"

[shsltrapper]

"I dont think you're gross. Just different." -Yoru

"Awwww…! Eheheheheheh…!”

[four-pathways]

"I dont mind. I’ll still be nice to you if you are not nice to me. You just peak my interests."

[shsltrapper]

"Well, I can certainly agree to that deal! Where shall we sit? We're not going to a café, are we?"

[wanderingshsls]

"Ask her. And no, i’d rather leave before this place is blown to pieces. I’ll gladly leave the girl that’s keeping me here inside, though. Just like the rest of the students.”

[shsltrapper]

"Uh... okay. Dude, you're boring me with the details here. Who are you, anyway? Chill out."

[shslnerdlords]

"Hmf, judging someone based on their profession. How childish. You do not even know me."

[shsltrapper]

"You have a point there! Don't human beings judge, though? That's what they do! There's no avoiding it!"

[shslbarisuta]

"If I could’ve, I would’ve, but I can’t, so I shan’t. That answer your question? And oh- well, that’s easy! I’m Hibiki and I’m a barista. It’s fucking stupid, y’know? Whatever. What about you?"

[shsltrapper]

"... By 'it', are you referring to your job, or yourself? Because I think 'fucking stupid' suits the latter more. My name is Kunio Kuroyama, SHSL Trapper. Remember it if you want to live."

[shsltrapper]

Kunio you...Might want to clean yourself and your...drool

"I don’t need hygiene tips from someone with such messy hair. I bet you have lice."

[shslnerdlords]

"Nonsense! I am a fashion designer!"

[shsltrapper]

"Ha. Sounds shallow already. Well, at least fashion I can respect, just not the people who obsess over it."