$H!T My Girlfriend Says

A collection of the random shit my girlfriend says. 🗝🍓AR 19 (he/him)🖋 ➰🖤AJ 20 (They/Them) 🖌 💙8/27/17💜 Happy, healthy and loving, two nonbinary lesbians who apparently always forgets their anniversary.

[leslieknope2k44]

a guide to wlw period pieces

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Anyone know where I can source Bessie?

[museumnelson]

it is on HBO GO

[squeeful]

I don’t suggest Personal Best unless you’re okay with the period typical ending of “gayness cured by the right dude”.

[moonkitty]

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

If I may add:

[moonkitty]

this is the only good addition to this post everybody else shut up

[shtmygfsays]

AR (Left) and AJ (Right)

[brakken]

skeletons

[owlmylove]

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

[robinftw]

ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN

[luvzsick]

[eirener-deactivated20180925]

[stolenfootprints]

Mountain wildflowers 💐

[amor-por-los-cactus]

Succulents colores neón

[creamosa]

“My favorite means of communication is otherworldly: dreams—meeting in dreams.”

— Marina Tsvetaeva, from a letter to Boris Pasternak , (A Russian Psyche: The Poetic Mind of Marina Tsvetaeva)

[shtmygfsays]

I feel like I met you somewhere in a dream land 💜

-Ar

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[farmfreshmemes]

[ribbitbunny]

just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!!

[italofobia]

no cops at pride just spiderman

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

[officialunitedstates]

once I get married my wife and I are going to get a seasons pass at one of the theme parks near us and we’re going to slowly bring more and more stuff into the park and stash it all there.  a tent, blankets, generators, cans of oil, crackers, and peanut butter.  soon we can live our lives completely in the park.  at nighttime we’ll drive around in the bumper cars and knock over the dippin dots stands

[shtmygfsays]

not trying to be rude but......... how exactly can a nonbinary person be a lesbian? since a lesbian is a girl who likes girls? just want to hear your opinion, yknow. im just genuinely confused lol sorry if i sound rude

I use she/her and they/them pronouns, the bio is a bit misleading, sorry. So gay/lesbian is basically the same for me. Both umbrella terms for me! - AJ

[shtmygfsays]

I’m not exactly that, honestly don’t have any idea what I am :) I just barely prefer he/him over she her, so I tend to put that down over my biological pronouns.

-AR

[shtmygfsays]

not trying to be rude but......... how exactly can a nonbinary person be a lesbian? since a lesbian is a girl who likes girls? just want to hear your opinion, yknow. im just genuinely confused lol sorry if i sound rude

I use she/her and they/them pronouns, the bio is a bit misleading, sorry. So gay/lesbian is basically the same for me. Both umbrella terms for me! - AJ

[starlitsequins]

adventure time on its dying breath:

[shtmygfsays]

Hey did you guys know we had an Instagram? Come check us out if you want at shtmygirlfriendsays