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Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

headspace-hotel

I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...

headspace-hotel

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

devilishdescent

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

toskarin

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

evilvillain123456789

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

ara-queen

His stupid little hat jingling away

the-book-reaper

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

frenchublog

🏹💘...!

clarkgriffon

RUPERT GILES + text posts

spikedaily

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.14 | "Crush"

allsonargent

Why exactly can't we damage this Polka thing's arms?

clarkgriffon

SPUFFY + text posts

grandfatherbird

buffy summers is the ultimate "she should have been at the club". because she was at the club. often. and yet,

tobiasinthehawk

I know someone’s probably said this before but spike is the most character ever like

he’s platinum blond. he’s mousy brunet. he’s a 70s punk. he’s a victorian poet. he’s a violent killer. he’s a mama’s boy. he likes crazy murderous women. he uses cutesy pet names for them. he lives in a crypt. he watches soap operas. he’s william the bloody. he’s love’s bitch. he’s catty. he is co-parenting a teenager. he’s a lab rat for a government organization. he and his gf fucked a house down one time. he’s a vampire. he crumbles wheatabix into cups of blood for texture. he’s the slayer of slayers. he’s babygirl. he hates the english. he IS english. he has an eyebrow scar. he’s bisexual.