Oranges & Door Hinges

...some person who likes things and reblogs stuff. Watch out for video games and my space boyfriend Garrus!

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[empress-runner]

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

[were--ralph]

male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox

[were--ralph]

like you could not spare even one more polygon? in 2023?

[were--ralph]

Modders are literally doing god's work

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[koko2unite]

I cant be a firefighter because I be doing this kind of shit with my teammate instead of clearing the fires

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[muttonschlops]

I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a ‘bad luck’ number.

Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we’re outta fingers, bad news.

[tigerator]

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

[uufou]

[simplyspider]

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it

[darknaig]

May I interest you in a slice of pizza?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[pixiexbites]

minotaur by pedro requejo novoa

[were--ralph]

@ White people when they talk about having "a spirit animal"

[baradragon]

[were--ralph]

Me exploding after my minotaur boyfriend cums 19 gallons inside me

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Gonna make your werewolf boyfriend jealous.

[were--ralph]

Me in the hospital after they've both had their turn

[were--ralph]

i feel like a lot of people dislike my vibe but they just don't understand my vibe

[were--ralph]

my vibe isn't really "be horny and annoying" its more like "dude just be yourself unapologetically " and however that manifests for you

[were--ralph]

like i could just post the same thing everyone else does and be another plain blogger no one pays attention to, but who wants to do that when i can say shit like "she had an AMD Cock and he had an Intel Pussy" and no one knows what it means but it does make you stop and go "huh" for a moment before forgetting about it entirely but that split second is why im here

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[gayweeddaddy69]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]