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kusoaruji‌:

-She’s like jello, but soft.  Like a bunch of ice cream, maybe.  She’s saved for now.-

That’s what I’m thinking…  I suppose…

I mean, then again…

If you’re really worried about it?  You can catch it?  You’re the fastest guy here, on par with Shimakaze…?

A piss bot wouldn’t win to you!  You’re the best!

Your faith in me warms my heart, Master...No, more than warms. It lights a burning flame in my heart, one that reaches my very soul!

Master!!

-He holds onto her. Hugs her. She may be soft serv Mahina at the moment, but he will cherish and smother her with smooches and reassurance.-

Then let’s catch that piss bot!

Let’s go!

-He puts her on his back piggyback style and is off to the races!!-

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shumeitoaraba replied to your post: (YOU STARTLE THE PISS MACHINE, AND IT BEEP BOOPS…

Wait, we should go after it! It could be an intruder?

I’m pretty sure that it’s friendly if it’s here just asking for piss.  I keep barriers and stuff on this place on fucking lockdo…

–She just pauses before starting to sink onto the floor.-

… U-Unless maybe I’m so out of practice and really am bad with magic at the end of the day since I’ve lost my blessings that this place is just now got a magic barrier akin to swiss fuckin’ cheese and I’m a fraud.

Maybe it was Tsurumaru?

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-Oh no oh no oh no oh no. He quickly grasps her to keep her from sinking like the Titanic.-

N-No, I’m sure that’s not the case. Not only is your magic the best magic in the world, it’s patrolled by several dozen swords and ships at all times! I-I’m positive it couldn’t be an intruder after all. You’re right, it must have been Tsurumaru...

Just playing a friendly prank?

One I should have thought of first...

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shumeitoaraba replied to your post: (Some +W+ eyes shine in the darkness of the…

You were calling, Master?

So, uh… 

-She motions to the bedazzled trash can.-

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Ah, I wondered where my jacket w--

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I don’t like it.

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kusoaruji‌:

-She just kind of pouts, glancing down for a moment at her hand.-

I mean, it could be that…  I shouldn’t rule it out that I’ve peed on the floor for nothing.  You can be great at magic then have zero talent for this.

My luck’s been pretty crappy for awhile now.  Not that I’m giving up in general…  And you don’t have to? 

–There should be a glorified trading card here somewhere from the summon I just did for you, Haseblamesh.

I-It surely isn’t for nothing. Perhaps there’s just...a bad signal, or... something is trying to tell you you need all these trading cards and bowls of tofu...

But I will assist you in any way that I can. Don’t give up hope on this or anything else, Master. It WILL work! Even if it’s...not going to be me that you get...I will support you regardless.

...A trading card somewhere, let’s see...

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There’s...this bagel?

-He retrieves a bagel from the floor and presents it to her.-

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kusoaruji‌:

-She takes his hands. Her paws are so small.-

I-I like you as you, Hasebe???  I don’t want you to try to be someone else to cheer me up, even if you look pretty hot.  You don’t have to bimbofication yourself in gold armor for me?

I mean, I’d like a Servant, but I’m starting to think I’ve really got no talent in the end for it, just like Dr. Roman said.

Bimbofication...?

B-But that can’t be true! You’ve got the mark and everything! You have the potential, i-it’s just... Just a streak of bad luck, that’s all! Surely it will be broken soon! You have great talent for everything, Master! I know you do! I believe in you so much!!!

Please don’t give up, Master!! I-I’ll make our very own summoning circle, perhaps that will help..?!

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kusoaruji‌:

You don’t have to call me “mongrel” as part of your Gilgamesh Play, it’s sort of strange since you’re so gentle, b-but!

I-I’m amazed, like I don’t need any other Servant other than you!  My prayers have finally been answered…

-He’s immediately heartbroken and grasping her hands and WAWING.-

Am I truly unconvincing?! I worked so hard on this armor, it’s a 1:1 replica! I’ve stayed awake for days memorizing cosplay tutorials for this! T-This hair dye is permanent! I practiced the voice and mannerisms...I was able to replicate the summoning special effects perfectly...! 

W-What is it that breaks your immersion? What can I do better? Please, Master, it breaks my heart to see you so disappointed..! I’ll do anything for you!

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kusoaruji‌:

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I’m honestly more surprised at the rainbow lighting effects and the costume change, Ha–

King of Heroes.  

Did you like them? I worked on them for w--

Ahem! I mean! It’s natural to be awestruck when I arrive! Be grateful that I have graced you with my presence, Mas--m---mongrel..!

So! What shall I do, as your very first Servant?!

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shumeitoaraba replied to your post: (You pee in the summoning circle. Suddenly, lights…

-It’s him, the Gilgamesh!! In even MORE convincing cosplay!!- So, you’ve summoned me at last…!

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H-Hasebe? 

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What?? Hasebe? Who’s that? Clearly, I am the great and mighty Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes! 

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WAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Laying on the floor in the kitchen, screaming.-

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dontlookatmytit:

It wasn’t, but your response was still quite telling.

I don’t know how you do it… you must have so much stamina.

Oh, well, that too is discipline. Proper nutrition, an adequate amount of rest, daily exercise... those simple things will build anyone’s stamina. What’s important is you have the discipline to keep going even when the laziness begins to set in.

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Souza please.

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shumeitoaraba liked your post:Hasebe really is the best. So versatile.

Tell me, Hasebe-kun, what is it like?

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Versatile..?

Oh, there’s nothing to it, really. You just dedicate yourself to a wide variety of tasks so that you become at least reasonably proficient in whatever you’re asked to do. It’s simple discipline...

...Wait, that’s not what you meant, was it.

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(Kagami throwing his weight around isn’t what’s got her spooked, it’s the fact that her name fits too goddamn well for it to be a coincidence. She’s awash in an intense wave of fuckor.)

(Was Jeanne right. Is she somebody’s shitty edgy fanfic too.)

(She’s downing the rest of that drink in one go. It’s not enough.)

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-He’s not sure what this girl’s problem is but he can sense the fuckor from where he stands. He will not approach.-

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shumeitoaraba replied to your post: Thank god, I am wonderful.

You are.

Thank you.  Your opinion matters most of all here.

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Thank you for acknowledging that.

It means a lot to me that you recognize me as being first, foremost, and best amongst all our squad.

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shousanmi:

Sense?? Is that a thing I should be able to do?

If I coulda sensed the damn thing that woulda saved me at least a couple of hours… Tch. Of course you’d have somethin’ over me.

I’ll lead the way to all the ones I know so don’t ya worry about that. As for what to do with them, well… I didn’t really think that far ahead. I figured gettin’ them would be the first step, worry bout that stuff later.

I have been with Master from the very beginning. I would be appalled if I did not recognize her marvelous magicks so easily.

-He’s fubuki-ing now. Of course he’s going to gloat about this. Forever.-

But let’s not waste any time. We will get the ones that are easiest to get first, and figure out then how to dispose of them safely. 

Let’s go.

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inakagatana:

You didn’t even bring a towel when you’re jumping in freezing water?

I did. But I was still holding it when I jumped in. So now my towel is also freezing and wet. Please just give me something.

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shousanmi:

Yeah, yeah. I know. I was there for all of it.

I don’t know where all of ‘em are but I know where some of ‘em are. I figure that’s better than nothin’. I’m sure there’s better company, but I guess havin’ you around might make it go kinda faster. I didn’t think I’d spend all day on just this one… Tch. If only there was a better way to track the damn things.

You mean you can’t simply sense their magic? I suppose since you’re one of Mahina’s newer retainers you must not be used to her signature. Therefore, I ought to be an invaluable part of your party.

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That’s why I was swimming...near you, because I...thought...it was near...

Nevermind. Where should we begin looking next? And...more importantly, what should we do with these when we get them?

Should we...seek help from the Marunaga clan, or...