Izuki's Pun Blog

More like a FUN blog

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Man... TV remotes need to learn how to CONTROL themselves. They really push my buttons. 

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What does a sheep drive?

a LAMBorghini

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Person: I think feet are creepy

Me: That must sock

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Why do sloths stay in trees so much?

They don’t want to be grounded.

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Chicken-

Why did the chicken got hit by a car?

Be wanted to.

Wow.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

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ADMIN NOTE:

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I want someone to look at me the same way Leonardo DiCaprio looks at his Oscar.

So I can feel like their one and only. 

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You are

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Okay. So this isn’t really a pun, but I love Dark humor so I have two jokes--

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She didn’t have arms.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally.

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*Sees a cow laying down*

Hey. Ground beef.

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Wow! A dog that can breathe underwater!

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An old convo with one of my friends and I.

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Look at what I found in the fabric store.

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Andrea bowl-of-chili 

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Dolphin: *Runs into another dolphin.*

Other Dolphin: Hey! Watch where you're going!

Dolphin: Whale sorry!

Other Dolphin: You made me drop my food!

Dolphin: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Other Dolphin: Stop talking like that.

Dolphin: Don't be Shell fish that I can make puns.

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I need more jingle bells.