Cant believe im teen wolf posting in 2026 but a casual rewatch has me back in the building lol
But now im just thinking of post series thiam who keep kinda dancing around each other. Theo because he's lowkey scared of risking the good thing he already has with liam by pushing and liam because he's already got a lot with trying to take over scotts shoes and is pretty sure theo doesn't like him Like That, obviously they just bonded a little closer because of the hospital and the whole War thing. Obviously.
But everyone is watching like, wow at first i was kinda worried and mad about it but jesus christ can they Just-
At one point mason is driving corey and him and liam and theo to a "hang out" (corey nearly called it a double date in front of liam) and just starts playing "Miles on It" out of frustrated spite on the radio even tho he personally hates that god awful song.
Theo absolutely knows what he's doing and thinks its a little funny but just to be a shit acts affronted because he would never drive a chevy mason you maniac. And liam is the kind of guy who does Not pay attention to lyrics and is just confused cause mason?? Where is your driving edm playlist?? You've had the same one for 2 years??
Eventually the rest of the gang learn about the incident and start playing it too anytime theres a party or driving, it even ends up on the lacrosse cool down playlist (just in time that someone usually spots a certain blue toyata pulling in) and they're stuck with the 2 of them. Its like a whole month of this and it starts to get to theo. It was funny but now its getting annoying. Liam is still confused about the whole thing, since when does everyone like this song? And eventually he cracks when stiles and scott are visiting and having a barbeque and it comes on and stiles wrinkles his nose like, damn yall are tasteless sometimes jeez. And liam is like thank you! Im so sick of this song!!
Mason cracks his neck whipping to look at him, well if you fucking Got a Clue we wouldn't keep playing it!!!
Liam is confused and theo is now mortified. He didnt know that liam didnt know. He hopes the ground opens up and sends him back to hell its be better than this right now.
What what clue?? What the hell?
Scott coughs gently, um liam its about, well, looks at theo rather obviously, its about having sex in a truck and um, looks again at theo who looks around for a shovel. He'll make his own way back to hell thank you.
Liam.exe stops working and overheats. Stiles ungraciously asks, were guys Not fucking?? What the hell were you doing then??
Liam reboots and turns his embarrassed and angry ass to theo Did YOU know thats what they were doing? Shoves him
Theo shoves back -not My fault you were too stupid to notice!
Why the hell not tell them you're not into me?? Were you just making fun of me?? Liam is actually getting worked up
Theo who figured he'd die with his feelings locked away but cant let Liam Look Like That - I didnt tell them I'm not into you because- because I'd be lying.
Embarrassed about the audience they run away to truck and Liam cant stop blushing now that he knows-
But the next day at school he's practically glowing and tells mason that maybe yea he and theo are gonna try dating and mason hugs him so tightly
Fucking finally you stupid stupid moron. I was so Sick of playing that goddamn atrocious song
Later stiles cals malia to tell her what happened. "wait they weren't together? What the hell were they doing then?"
"That's what Im saying!!!"
