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I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

nonlinear-nonsubjective

highlandvalley

どいてくれないネコ https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1273812918467887104

hashtagleh

Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made

kikoutei

Translation (left to right):

[Kyuruga really likes cardboard boxes.]

Clothes I was going to put in the box ->

(Move a little, please.)

[If I move them, they just go back]

(C’mon, I said move…)

They’re an eel……….

[No matter how many times I move them, they just go back]

citrussolis

Sokka falling in love with the moon and then the sun. Helpless but to fall for royalty that will inevitably ascend and take their place with the stars. There's a war, there's a chance he dies tomorrow, but there's today. There's a princess on a bridge and a prince in a freezer. He isn't noble, not by their people's standards. He isn't a bender. He wasn't trained.

But the best part? They fell for him just as fast.

bauliya

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

flamingkorybante

From Something That May Shock And Discredit You, Daniel Lavery

randomproxy

reading this book rn and it is several dozen moods

rock-n-roll-redux

blicky417

Now HE is a role-model

reinedeboheme

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

moosemakes

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

fanwright

Poetry is great.

firenationandrecreation

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

thesilvershire

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

multiscales

ewaneneollav

If you are reading this post

*pours water in a cauldron* *puts you in it* *tapping foot and humming* *puts on apron and chefs hat* *starts chopping garlics and carrots into the water*

caffeinewitchcraft

me, casually eating a carrot: you’re going to need to add some potatoes to soak up all the salt

radicalseabies

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

radicalseabies

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

ghostyrivergirl

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

invenblocker

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

zicygomar

ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202

like ive been thinking about this line from that creme brulee brownie recipe for days like literally where is this woman now like how is she doing

zoruui

Hop, I do backflips every single day of my life

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