The Offici4l Remrom Fluff King đ I take requests! We serve inc3st here sir. Always open for asks! I don't 8ite much! If you see it here it's about Them.
~A Not Very Productive Walk Home~ (Remrom, RRTT24)
~All Eyes on Us (pt 1)~ (RemRom, PHE25)
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Random Word Ficlets. (small writings prompted by a word)
~Stab~ (Remrom, blood, decapitation, major character death)
~Sigh~ (Remrom, watching someone sleep)
~F U C C~ (Remrom, NSFW)
~Hurt~ (sad Roman)
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Not Connected One Shots.
~Imagination Dates Are Fun!~Â (Remromceit)
~Death of the Party~ (Remrom, Moceit, Analogical)
~Shush But Actually Donât~ (Remromloceit)Â
~Roman's Super Awesome and Fun Spontaneous Planned Date Night~ (Remrom)
~When Somebody Asks For More "Do You Want To Talk About Remus/Roman/Patton Where Patton Is Their Dad" But You Had To Make It Fluffy~ (Remromality, NSFW)
~The Little Things~ (Remrom)
~Remus Isnât Allowed To Drive~ (Remrom, implied Loceit)
~Romans Secret Love Letter ~ (Remrom)
~Mission: Mistletoe~ (Remromxiety and Lomoceit)
~The Suns Light For The Moon~ (RemRom Week2024)
~Paint/Poetry~ (RemRom Week2024)
~Waking up With... A Third~ (RemRom Week2024, RemRomAlity)
The last month of the last year of high school has finally come and Remus can not wait to get the fuck out of here.
He may just skip out early at lunch and never come back.
Sighing he closes his locker, he knows he wonât do that, he would never leave Rosie alone in this shit hole with all the ass-face fuckers out there trying to get in her pants all the time.
He thunks back on his locker to wait for his sister -who is late- and mutters to himself, âI know sheâs hot but sheâs better than all of these bitches.â
âOoh whoâs hot?â the school gossip of which Remus doesnât care to remember the name of says.
âRosieâ he simply answers.
âEww you think your sister is hot?â the gossips friend sneers.
He slowly looks at her with a blank face, âuh yeah anyone with eyes can see that sheâs smokinâ okay?â
âGross, Remus thatâs incest.â
He rolls his eyes, âdonât take it like that itâs not an incestuous thing, when your mom says youâre beautiful does that mean she wantâs to fuck you? besides-â he windmills his wrist around â-Iâm way super gay.â
The gossip hums, âheâs got a pointâ she hurriedly looks around then leans in conspiratorially to Remus, âI heard a little secret.â
Remus raises an eyebrow at her, this should be entertaining.
âI heard that the guy who always gets the leading roles in all the plays is going to ask Rosie out.â
With no answer to that Remus flings himself off his locker to beeline right to his sisters and stops dead in his tracks as he watches that fuck boy lean next to his twin with that false smile of his.
He makes eye contact with the douche as said douche leans closer to Rosie and bristles.
He knows his sister, sheâs a hopeless romantic always looking for the perfect one for her, but sheâs not stupid.
Well not anymore, she grew out of her boy crazy phase and is more critical about who she sets her eyes on now.
Did she have a crush on this guy before? yeah sure but that was like ninth grade shit before this guy got his playboy reputation.
Remus wants so much to pull her from this guys presence, instead he just stands there and watches.
He trusts her, he may not trust Fuck Lead McGee but he wonât interfere unless she absolutely needs him to.
Rosie smiles politely saying something that cracks the smug smile from from the guy- Remus smiles at that, yeah thatâs right fucker get out of here.
Whatever Rosie said didnât seem to sink in to this guys thick skull cause he leans ever closer to her, she stiffens leaning a little away from him and her hair swishes as she shakes her head, he laughs a little bitterly as he grabs her wrist.
Okay time to intervene Remus decides.
âHey Dick Fingersâ he shouts jauntily getting basically everyone's attention, some people keep their eyes on him and some donât when they realize itâs Remus who yelled while he skips his way towards them.
Remus glances at Rosie as she turns to his shout, she visibly relaxes when she sees him coming.
âTake your cocky hand off of my sister before I take it from youâ despite the words sounding harsh his tone is as light and jovial as always.
âDonât you see weâre having a conversation? have you no manners?â the guy doesnât move away as he ignores Remusâ joyous declaration of mutilation.
Remus smiles with as many teeth as he possibly can, wobbles to a sudden hitched stop inches from them and cocks his head to the side with an audible crack.
âDonât you see that sheâs not interested in being near youâ itâs not a question, he can not care less for this buffoons answer.
Itâs Remusâ turn to lean closer, he slides his hand into his pocket, swishes his butterfly knife out and lands it on top of the other guys wrist, âtake it away before I doâ he whispers unblinking through his manic smile.
âUgh, youâre insaneâ Lead Bitch Boy scoffs throwing Rosieâs hand away from himself, âsheâs not worth it if it means dealing with you too.â
âSheâs worth more than anything!â Remus sneers.
The other laughs, âI see now- gross, deranged Remus wants his sister all to himselfâ he steps away from them, âthatâs disgustingâ he looks to Rosie, âI guess you guys are perfect for each other then-â Rosie winces as he spits â-youâre both freaks,â
âWhat the fuck is that supposed to mean?â Remus hisses with genuine confusion.
He doesnât answer Remus, he only laughs again and starts to walk away, âhave fun fucking your sister, you clearly want to.â
âItâs not an incestuous thing!â Remus yells at his retreating back then mutters, âwhy does everyone keep thinking that?â
Rosie takes the hand that Remus is holding the knife in, âhey Rems?â
He looks to her shining golden brown eyes, âthanksâ she smiles.
He flicks his butterfly knife back together to pocket it once more, âyeah of course.â
They start to walk to the doors to the parking lot, Remus lightly elbows her, âwhy didnât you take your dagger out on him?â
Her laugh chimes through him, âI donât bring it to school like some ruffian I know.â
âPfft, you should, it would solve problems like him.â
âMaybeâ she hums, âbut one of us has to seem dignified in public.â
âSays the one who wants to have a katana attached to her side permanently.â
âExcuse youâ she huffs, âkatanas are a very dignified choice of weapon.â
Remus snickers putting his arm on her shoulders and squishing them together in a side hug walk thing, âwhaddya want for lunch?â
âTo not come backâ she says.
He smiles over at her, âsay sike or itâs happening.â
She shrugs, âthereâs barley a month left here, none of it is going to matter.â
He rattles her excitedly as they walk out of the doors making her laugh again, âfuck yes!â
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Summer comes and goes quickly.
Remus tried to pack in as much one on one time as he could with his twin before it ended, it was full of fun, happiness and general shenaniganary.
Their annual family camping birthday trip was much bigger than ever to celebrate their graduation and Rosieâs acceptance to her dream preforming arts college.
The first week sheâs gone Remus doesnât quite know what to do with himself, this is the first time theyâve been apart from each other for a long period of time.
Itâs⌠lonely.
Remus is happy for her even though he canât see her often, heâd never get in the way of her dreams.
Besides, Remus is good at distracting himself if nothing else, he has so many things he wants to work on and to do, the time will pass even if he feels like heâs missing a part of himself.
And itâs not like they donât talk, they video call each other all the time, sheâs attends most of his live streams and comments on all his videos, chastising him for getting hurt on his excursions and laughing at his more silly slip ups.
He ignores some of his followers comments about them flirting, until one live stream where heâs bantering with her and in influx of âstop flirtingâ comes through the chat.
âFirst of allâ he starts, âthatâs my twin sister.â
The chat goes crazy with âthatâs hotâ and, âoh ewwâ and, âyou guys seem a little too closeâ.
âSecond of allâ Remus interjects, âIâm gay as fuck, so sorry to all you twincesters out there, itâs not an incestuous thing.â
The days sure do pass and in almost no time at all the school year is over and Rosie is back home for a while.
However, he wasnât aware that sheâd come home sooner than expected and halts suddenly in his tracks at her bedroom door, a door that is wide open with the lights on when itâs been closed for months.
Sheâs sitting at her desk, headphones on and... huh, interesting.
He sneaks up to her to pluck the headphones off her head, âI like the butch-y haircut.â
She swivels around with a squawk then smiles when she sees him, âRemus!â
âWhy are you here?â
Her smile turns to a pout, âare you not happy to see me?â
Propping a hand on his hip he looks down at her, âI was supposed to pick you up in like two days.â
âDad picked me up this morningâ she waves her hands about with a sing song of, âsurpriiiise!â
âIâm glad youâre backâ he ruffles her fluffy, now short hair, âwhen did this happen?â
âTh-this morningâ she suddenly gets bashful as she fixes her now messed up freshly cut hair.
âIt suits youâ he says.
âThanks.â
Remus jolts, shit his plans for her arrival need to change a little now, âanyway-â he boops her nose, â-Iâll see you later.â
Rosie stops him as he goes to leave, âRemus wait!â
Turning back to look at her he notices sheâs suddenly very nervous, âwhassup?â
âI have⌠I have to tell you somethingâ she then proceeds to stutter out words that are even incomprehensible to Remus.
He snickers with a motion toward her hair, âare you trying to tell me youâre a lesbian?â
That stops her babbling, âuh noâ she laughs a little, âI- Iâm not a girlâ his twin rushes out not making eye contact with him.
Another jolt runs through Remus and now itâs his turn to stutter as something in his mind starts to connect and disconnect things, âoh! I uh okay, sure! sooooo brother?â he asks and his twin nods.
âCool cool cool coolâ why are you panicking man? he thinks at himself.
This should be fine right?
Why doesnât he feel fine?
âObviously I support you!â he rushes out before his rambling can hurt his brothers feelings, and gestures to the door to excuse himself, âI just have to uhh jer- no I gotta jor- jaa- mmmmaaa⌠Iâm going to go jerk off.â
âWhat?â he hears his twin confusedly state as he rushes down the hall to his own room and locking the door behind him.
He paces his room, âwhat the fuck was that?â
âOkay letâs walk through this Remusâ he gestures his hands around wildly as he talks to himself, âfreaking out over your twin coming out to you as trans is not cool man, whyâd that happen?â
He throws his hands up in frustration,âof course I support him and Iâll fuck up anyone who doesnât, so whatâs wrong with me?â
Stopping his pacing at his desk placing his palms down on it to peer up at the photo collage on the wall above it.
Itâs all pictures of them and their friends, he looks through all of the photographs that hold his brother and a calmness comes over him.
The one and only person in the world who understands him fully, where the others presence calms the storms swirling within, where a smile is the only thing Remus needs to feel peace, the shining gold of his twins eyes makes him melt.
The chiming laugh that never fails to put a smile on his own face, the witty back and forth that he knows he wouldnât be able to live without, the soft late night serious talks at the park or leaning against each other in their tree house.
How he can always count on the other to get into trouble with him and also get him out of trouble with that insatiable charm.
So what the fuck is his deal?
âFfffffuckâ he hisses, âmaybe it is an incestuous thing.â
The more he thinks about it the more he realizes that, itâs not that big of a revelation, his very existence would be nothing without RosieâŚ
Rosie?
He swishes around, flinging open his door to saunter back to his brothers room- his brother who is still turned towards the door now with a look of contemplation puzzling his face.
âSoooooâ Remus begins.
His twin looks up at him, âthat was fast.â
It takes Remus a minute to get what that means, âoh yeah, I wasnât jackin it.â
His other half snickers, âI know.â
âDo you now?â
âYouâre not exactly quiet.â
âThat⌠tracks.â
A moment of silence lingers between them before Remus canât handle it anymore.
âOdd question coming from your twin, but with the circumstances an all probably not! whatâs your name?â
His brother lights up at the question, âIâve given it a lot of thought!â
âI bet you haveâ Remus smiles.
âI didnât want to change it too much, and well-â he fiddles a bit with the ring on his pinkie finger, âI want us to still kinda match.â
Remus shimmies his shoulders, âooooh, matchy matchy!â
Thereâs another beat before his twin puffs up his chest, âRomanâ he says proudly.
âHuh.â
âWhat?â
âNothing nothing itâs just-â
Roman narrows his eyes, âitâs just what?â
Remus pads closer to Roman, âitâs just perfect.â
âDamn right it is.â
âAnd so very characteristically pompous.â
âShut upâ Roman laughs, lightly kicking Remus.
im writing a remrom au, should I make it multiple chapters (each a roman or a remus pov one after the other), or should it just be a big maybe 10k words oneshot with spacing for changing the pov... also I love your fics SO MUCH<3
Oooooohhhh remrom au!!! that's exciting to have new fics for these goobs being made I can't wait to read it when it's done!
Excuse my incoming rambling to answer your question.
You first have to ask yourself a question before deciding that.
Which one would help you in the long run to write your story.
I also think it really depends on what kind of pacing you want people to consume it at, chapters are good if you wanna keep people wanting for more (very enjoyable experience I feel), but the instant gratification of getting it all out there at once is also Very Nice.
I find with slightly larger things (anything over 5k words for me personally) it's less stressful if I break it up in chapters so I'm only focusing on one part at a time.
Now that only really works (again, personally) if I already have an outline of the story, my multi chapter fics for example -as you can probably tell- are not even close to being done cause I never have an end goal, just A Thought That I Want To Make Alive.
If you're better at just writing it all until you're done, then a long one shot would probably be best for you to do instead.
Now all that might be moot, you may be saying "well darn diddly fuck Sonny, I came to you to make the decision cause I'm fine with either and this didn't help!"
In that case, damn dude chapters is what I like to see XD I feel like the antici...................................pation is worth shorter reads.
Also also also, (â äşşâ *â ´â ââ ď˝â )â ･â *ďžâ +*~ thaaaaank you I love them too and I'm glad others find enjoyment outta my work!!!
I think it would be really funny to give Shattered Memory Remus a tattoo that says Limited Edition, cause he'd think it's top tier comedy after the loops.
