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mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

#which could mean nothing

thedogeveryonehates

new fav video just dropped

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

knitmeapony

If it doesn't look like the Ark of the Covenant might be stashed in the back somewhere, don't waste my time.

hikikomoricomplex

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

hikikomoricomplex

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????