Ironically Straight

Accentuate the positives, eliminate the negatives, latch on to the affirmative, and don't mess with Mr. in-between.

[gwyrion]

If you're new and follow me I'll slaughter you if your pfp hasn't changed within 38 seconds

[adz]

[catsofyore]

Smol. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[kenway]

these 2 posts are essential ato texts to me like i can't think about hoshi/haruka without remembering them

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[jakewag]

real!dave finding out hes queer organically by gallivanting with karkat on the meteor while davesprite realized wayyy earlier when they had nothing to do but mourn doomed!john

what if as a fandom we all accepted daves first boy crush was john and then he told karkat on the meteor and thats why karkat was like "dave are you still gonna be my friend who is a boy once john comes back?"

its funny to think of a couple who had the same crush as tweens

thoughts on the colouring in this one? i want to make my comics visually interesting but i am afraid it is too much / drowns out the lineart / just doesn't look too nice. advice/criticism would be appreciated!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

[dragonslaved]

they did and he's my cat. you can't have him

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

[tuxankhamun]

*Isekai protag voice* Oh, woe is me, I guess I have to buy a slave, even though I strongly oppose slavery, but it's just the culture of this world, so I can't go against it!

[tuxankhamun]

[gwyrion]

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[nekohooch]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[animeandcatholicism]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-lost-alchemist]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thelegendofsqam]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[traditional-latin-math]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sure, I’m nosy

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!