Sexually Televised Dandiprat

🌻My name's Ashlee. I'm 22. I somehow managed to find my other half on here, he lives in London and he's super cool. His username is brownbeaar so you should go follow him ✌🏻️Feel free to drop by my ask box of you ever need anything at all ❤️

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I tried to edit this picture but that just made me realize I liked the before photo more 🙄🙄😊🌻😊🌻 (at Del City, Oklahoma)

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[the-headless-vulcan]

i love the moon but her gf the ocean is fucking terrifying and needs to chill

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[lasturlontheleft]

[savedbythenotepad]

t’challa: *with confidence* i never freeze.

okoye: 

[respectfulmemes]

[electratart]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is MAJOR!

[chxsing-ghxsts]

Concept: it’s 3am. Candle lit room. A record is spinning. You’re kissing me. We have no worries in the world. We’re warm and content

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

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[mexianxa]

[speedoweedo]

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

[speedoweedo]

elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What else?

[speedoweedo]

the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

[speedoweedo]

foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

[internethistory]

[weavemama]

the fact that a school shooting survivor has to tell the president of the united states to do something really shows how fucked up the government’s priorities are

[weavemama]

this girl is overall taking no bullshit from anyone

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