I Don’t Know, Dude

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[memorycycle]

[jukebox-antihero]

Despite my best efforts, I am back on this hell site.

[memorycycle]

she said she wanna fuck i said perchance

[drspooksly]

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

[drspooksly]

more of this digusting horror

[jukebox-antihero]

He is a friend

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[jukebox-antihero]

Bro why the fuck am I back here?

[aflo]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

was watching chowder on youtube and i almost shit myself at this 

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pissvortex]

elon musk is going to manage to make the worst episode of SNL in history

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[truffledmadness]

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

[doomedgirls]

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

[anoctopus]

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

[sighinastorm]

Yes but that’s not funny.

[nutwit]

Doro still at large

[randomgirlusername-deactivated2]

The best headline I have ever read

[craftheaven]

Tips for choosing knitting patterns for a beginner.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[pizzaback]

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[hohslop]

It has been a LONG time since I’ve laughed this hard at a Reddit post lmao

[strawberry-milk-things]

The title scared me but trust me, it’s well worth the read