getting thru the days

Hi, I'm B, she/they. 30s. this blog is a mess, as am I. let me know if u need me to tag stuff. I hope you're doing well and having a good day :)

[3000s]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[geekysteven]

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[communistkenobi]

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

[dogpuppy]

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[thesecretuncle]

It’s clear who is winning

[genuinelylostlesbian]

Hey, what does lgbt stand for?

blatantly wrong answers only

[thatll-do]

LeGo BaTman

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[blaurascon]

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[thememedaddy]

[audhdspacewizard]

I'm dating myself but