It's Real Horrorshow

Student. Youtuber. Procrastinator Extraordinaire.

[michigatita]

[shutyourrot]

I haven’t been on Tumblr in approx one million years lmao what’s up

[welcometoyouredoom]

[charlottewinslow]

[catbushandludicrous]

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

[hoechlin]

wait… y’all don’t have garbage disposals? 

[spooky-lanegirl]

No, we just have a garbage can, nice and friendly, not trying to eat my fucking hand

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

[rudibranch]

You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead

[thelittledrunkapple]

How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Accurate.

[pokemonprofessor]

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

[onemuseleft]

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

[a-high-ass-ginger]

Reblogging for that 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

[whatistimeeven]

I’ve had someone take pics of me and my license plate on a first date before & I was okay with it. I’ve also had a friend allow me to view the tracking on her phone when she went to meet up with a guy the first time. This isn’t a joke at all & women have good reason to worry.

[legolokiismighty]

i have only ever met 2 people online, and made sure that we met up somewhere that was 1) public 2) close to my home. 

After, I walked to the dollar store that was a couple shops down until I knew they were gone, before walking home.

[breelandwalker]

Louis C.K. kind of nailed it. Men worry that their date won’t measure up to their aesthetic preferences. Women worry that they’re going wind up dead.

The disparity is RIDICULOUS, and the fact that dudes get offended when women try to protect themselves is hard proof that way too many guys Do Not Understand how dangerous it is to be a woman. (Not to mention it’s fucking insulting. “How dare you not trust your life and safety to a complete stranger whose intentions you have no way of knowing”?)

[history-jokes]

ah, yes, the Trojan horse, or, as I like to call it,

[shutyourrot]

The sorceress in Beauty and the Beast seems unreasonable af. She places a curse on an 11yo prince for not letting her into his house. Wtf lady u never heard of stranger danger?

[badlydrawneverything]

[bowiepills]

[bettedavisgf]

duality of man

[opensore]

can’t believe all irish people were born today wow happy birthday

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[lil-fkn-bitch]

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

[our-secret-adventuress]

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

[thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea]

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

[jaidefinichon]

[kill-la-kel]

“May the force be with you" 

“And also with you”

[celloing]

This meme is everything I’ve ever needed

[greedylovegoblin]

@riggetyriggetywrecked