HELLO

BONJOUR, HOLA, HALLO/ GUTEN TAG, CIAO, OLÀ, NAMASTE, MARHABA, JAMBO/ HABARI, HALO

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[fork-a-nature]

[junghossokarchive-blog-deactiva]

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’

[onlytwitterpics]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you like attention?  how dare you.  how dare anyone like being loved 

[ummomar-deactivated20161107]

You’ll end up real disappointed if you think people would do for you what you’d do for them

[failnation]

New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

[jennytheundying-deactivated2017]

“we must never speak of this”

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[princessrhcenyra]

[magsbanes]

me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later:

[intensional]

[malelavellan]

playing the same game over and over but choosing slightly different dialogue options each time

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[keithsweatshop]

[mrtopherg]

@heytheredali

[totinos]

Totino’s: it’s like a party in an alpaca’s mouth or something!

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[thebestoftumbling]

[chrissyoriginal-deactivated2019]

Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .