Mortal Human

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Of love and other pains

What?

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dogs are great

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But goats are better

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Fucking porn sites.

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Me

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“Give me cows or give me death”

Art students are wild and let me tell you why.

Yesterday in my art class this kids decided that they were gonna put every single image of cows they saw in a huge paper with the slogan “give me cows or give me death” in the middle.

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Happy Halloween, you ghouls!

We found some ghosts. Unfortunately, they are much too cute. Proceed at your own risk.

Wow! No. This ghost dog is too cute. We are not off to a great start here. How dare a ghost be this adorable? 

This nyan ghost is having so much fun. They’re really making the most of a moment. Frankly, it’s upsetting. 

An entire jar of precious Boos? No THANK you. Too cute. 

Hauntingly adorable. Whom can we arrest for the grave injustice of making this ghost extremely cute? 

This ghost is so pure. NO.

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Whoever did this is a damn genius.

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Fav.

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A great thread to read

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This neighborhood ain’t what it used to be …

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yes im a boy

yes i knit things

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This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

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OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

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oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

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The Knitter found me, on the darkest day of my life. He showed me the true power of knitting, and under his guidance, I became… Purl. 

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So yestarday night I was making my lunch and I was washing a knife,and I saw my dog staring at the wall,so I went and stare at the wall for a second,I didn't notice that my dad was just making his way down stairs and saw me staring at the f*cking wall with a knife in my hand looking all creepy and shit.

Today morning when he was taking me to school he went "I think I want to give you up for adoption"

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Flower meanings I wanted to get out there. It seemed pretty cool to me but was a lot of work as I couldn’t copy and past my research from websites. Use it for a florist AU or somethin’ I dunno have fun Alstroemeria - Wealth, prosperity, fortune, friendship

Amaryllis - Splendid beauty, worth beyond beauty


Anemone - Fading hope, forsaken, anticipation


Anthurium - Hospitality, happiness, abundance


Aster - Patience, a love of variety, elegance, daintiness


Bird of Paradise - Joyfulness, magnificence, wonderful anticipation


Bouvardia Double - Enthusiasm, zest for life


Calla Lily - Magnificence, beauty, purity, innocence


Carnation - Pride, beauty


Red Carnation - Love, pride, admiration


Pink Carnation - Love of a woman or a mother


Purple Carnation - Capriciousness


Yellow Carnation - Disdain, rejection, disappointment


White Carnation - Innocence, pure love


Striped Carnation - Refusal


Chrysanthemum - Fidelity, optimism, joy, long life


Red Chrysanthemum - Love


White Chrysanthemum - Truth, loyal love


Yellow Chrysanthemum - Slighted love


Daffodil - regard, chivalry, rebirth, new beginnings, eternal life, unrequited love


Daffodil (Single) - Foretells a misfortune


Daffodil (Bunch) - Joy, happiness


Daisy - Innocence, purity, loyal love, “I will never tell.”


Gerbera Daisy- Cheerfulness


Delphinium - Big hearted, fun, lightness, levity, ardent attachment


Freesia - Innocence, thoughtfulness


Gardenia - Purity, sweetness, secret love, joy, conveys loneliness from the giver


Gerbera - Cheerfulness

Gladiolus - Strength of character, remembrance


Lavender Heather - Admiration, solitude, beauty


White Heather - Protection, wishes will come true


Hyacinth - Playfulness, sporty attitude, extreme rashness, constancy


Blue Hyacinth - Constancy


Purple Hyacinth - Sorrow


Red/Pink Hyacinth - Play


White Hyacinth - Loveliness


Yellow Hyacinth - Jealousy


Hydrangea - Heartfelt emotions, gratitude for being understood, frigidity, heartlessness


Iris - Eloquence


Purple Iris - Wisdom, compliments


Blue Iris - Faith, hope


Yellow Iris - Passion


White Iris - Purity


Larkspur - Levity, lightness, fickleness, haughtiness


Lilac - Youthful innocence, confidence


White Lilac - Humility, Innocence


Field Lilac - Charity


Purple Lilac - First love


Lily - Purity, refined beauty


White Lily - Modesty, virginity


Orange Lily - Passion


Yellow Lily - Gaiety


Lily of the Valley - Sweetness, purity of heart


Easter Lily - Virgin Mary


Orchid - Exotic beauty, refinement, thoughtfulness, mature charm, proud and glorious femininity


Peony - Bashfulness, compassion, indignation, shame, happy life, happy marriage, good health, prosperity


King Protea - Change, transformation, daring, resourcefulness, diversity, courage


Queen Anne - Haven, sanctuary, complexity, delicateness


Ranunculus - Radiant charm, attractiveness

Snapdragon - Graciousness, strenght, deception, presumption

Statice - Remembrance, sympathy, success 
Stock - Lasting beauty, happy life, bonds of affection, promptness 
Sunflower - Pure thoughts, adoration, dedication, dedicated love, haughtiness 
Sweet Pea - Delicate pleasure, bliss, departure after having a good time 
Tulip - Declaration of love, fame, perfect love

Rose - Love

Red Rose - Love, longing, desire, respect, admiration, devotion

Deep Red Rose - Regret, sorrow

White Rose - Purity, chastity, innocence, new beginnings, sympathy, humility, spirituality

Yellow Rose - Exuberance, joy, warmth, welcome, friendship, caring, purely platonic emotions

Pink Rose - Gentleness, admiration, joy, gratitude, appreciation, elegance, grace

Orange Rose - Passion, energy, desire, pride, fervor, fascination

Lavender Rose - Enchantment, love at first sight, majesty, splendor, fascination, adoration

Blue Rose - Elusive, unattainable, mysterious, desire, I can’t have you but I can’t stop thinking about you

Green Rose - Harmony, opulence, fertility, best wishes for a prosperous new life or wishes for recovery of good health

Black Rose - Death, farewell, elusive

Mixed Roses - Mixed feelings, I don’t know my feelings yet but I care about you enough to send roses

Moss Rosebud - Confession of love

Thorn-less Rose - Love at first sight, early attachment

Leaf Rose - You may hope

Hibiscus Rose - Delicate beauty

Burgundy Rose - Unconscious beauty

Christmas Rose - Relieve my anxiety

Dog Rose - Pleasure and pain

Damask Rose - Freshness, Persian ambassador of Love

Garden Rose - I am from Mars

Tea Rose - I will remember always

Rose of Sharon - Consumed by love

Carmine Rose - Deceitful desire

Cardinal Red Rose - Sublime desire

Amaranth Red Rose - Long standing desire

Wild Rose - Simplicity

Musk Rose - Capricious beauty 
Rosa Mundi - Variety 
Single Red Rose - “I love you” 
A Single White Rose - “My feelings are pure” 
A Single Yellow Rose - “You bring joy to my life” “Let’s be friends” 
A Single Pink Rose - “I like you” 
A Single Orange Rose - “I am proud of you” 
A Single Peach Rose - “Thank you” “I sympathise with you” 
A Single Lavender Rose - “I am enchanted by you” 
A Single Blue Rose - “You seem like an unattainable dream” 
A Crown Of Roses - Reward of virtue 
A Bouquet Of Roses - Gratitude 
A Rose In A Tuft Of Grass - There is everything to be gained by good company 
One Red Rose - “I love you” “You are the one for me” 
Two Red Roses - “Let us be together” 
Three Red Roses - “You and me and our love for company” 
Five Red Roses - “I am halfway in love with you” 
Twelve Red Roses - “Be mine” 
Twenty Five Red Roses - “Congratulations” 
Fifty Red Roses - “My love for you is limitless”

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Fuck

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WHAT THE FUCK

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this is unacceptable what the fuck

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This site is so sick

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Derek: Alright, guys. How do I ask Stiles out?

Boyd: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Derek: Oh my god.

Isaac: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Derek: Stop.

Erica: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Derek: I hate you all.