YOU CAN DRAG THE LAKE, BUT YOU WON'T FIND ME

Chaotic energy

[ambrioletteels]

“We make an odd pair don’t we, my dear? How long until we fall apart do you think? Centuries? Months? Weeks? Days? Or even, hours or minutes? Any second, how delightfully exciting.”

[ladyluxorambles]

Charlie, about Alastor: Vaggie warned me. Everybody warned me..

Charlie: actually HE warned me.

[say-sike]

hilarious

[pani-artz]

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

[ambrioletteels]

They’re official. 💍💅🏽

[breedemon]

he has never looked hotter oh my god

[thatsaltybobcat]

Spring has sprung in hell!

[correlance]

I tried my hand at recreating Chapter 5 of "Penance" by kinkydents (evildents) (@kinkydents?) through using my latest meme format:

[kinkydents]

IM CRYING why is this exactly what happened

[helluva-housewife]

[hellolollipopthings]

a night together uwu

[ramenkittys-blog]

May I take this dance 💃 🔥

[helluva-housewife]

[helluva-demonbelle]

Hi there! I'm new to the Hazbin Hotel fandom and was looking for Charlie/Alastor fics but I'm not sure where to start so I was wondering if you could rec some? Thank you🥰

OHHHHHHH!!! Welcome, first of all!

You’re in for such a treat. First and FOREMOST, Riddle of Magic by @rubyfoxfyre. It is ongoing but that fic is just magnificent. That one started before the show came out so some things are a lot different than in the show, but honestly, it’s fantastic. It is set in Hell and follows Charlie and Alastor as Alastor teaches Charlie some of his magic before he asks her the Riddle of Magic. I’m not saying anything else, just read it. So good.

Another great one is Beneath the Mask by @bathsaltsmcgee. That one is set in Louisiana with a Human!Alastor and demon!Charlie. Alastor summoned Charlie to help with solving a series of murders and catching a killer, and it is so so so good. This one is also ongoing.

Those are two really big fics but depending on how fast you read will take you some time.

I also highly recommend Penance by @kinkydents . It is ongoing and excellent but also a lot darker, and an AU as well in some aspects. Lucifer has tasked Charlie with proving her rehabilitation program works by rehabilitating an “Exile” and she just so happens to pick Alastor. I love the way they write Alastor in this fic, he’s a lot more unhinged.

Smiling Man is also very very good. It is by MuseValentine on AO3, and it follows HumanAlastor and Charlie where Alastor is a serial killer in Louisiana who has set his sights on Charlie, his new next door neighbor who is trying to open a rehabilitation hotel. This one is completed and it is not a happy ending, it is very bittersweet but it is very realistic for the couple.

Following up with that is also The Taxidermist by Angelus19 on AO3. That one is mostly completed, the Epilogue was never translated and posted as far as I can tell. Beautiful fic. That one is also a human Charlie and Alastor, and a serial killer known as the Vigilante is plaguing Louisiana. I shall say no more on that one.

There is also Just Roll With It by @hazbinstohell , which is a really fun fanfic where Alastor and Charlie have somehow managed to put off the next Exterminatiom Day because Adam is really into weddings. It’s so much fun and is a good read! It’s ongoing as well.

Oh! And The Devil take the Hindmost by @praytriarchy !! This one also features a human!Alastor that has made a deal with demon!Charlie. It is very well written and ongoing, it’s a treat to read!! Charlie is trying to learn about humans for her rehab project and Alastor wants power, simply put but his motivations are never simple. It’s really good so far.

I’m also writing my own fic called Rings of Id in AO3, it’s got 3 chapters so far but the concept is that Charlie, as Princess of Hell, can break contracts forged by her people. Somehow Alastor finds out and comes knocking on her door because she just broke one of HIS contracts. It doesn’t strictly follow canon but if you happen to read it let me know what you think! I’m writing the next chapter now and should be out sometime this week.

I think I just threw a LOT at you haha. There are a lot of really good fics out there and I KNOW I forgot quite a few.

To be honest with you nonny I just joined the fandom fairly recently too, so I hope you enjoy your stay just as much as I have! Word of advice, sometimes people can be mean when it comes to RadioBelle. Just ignore them and enjoy yourself and what you like, absolutely no one has any say what you are allowed to enjoy.

Edit to add: all of these fics can be found on AO3 and I realized when I reread it sounded like only a few were lol. My bad.

[notherpuppet]

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

[convolutedblasphemy]

CANON

[lavendorpie]

Dance with me

[shyshanks]

THE RADIOBELLE VIBES I CAN’T

[chubs-deuce]

Charlastor brainworms anon here again. I was reading your reply to a recent ask and i have to say I agree, and also it's really silly to me that some people act like charlastor is some kind of morally dubious ship.

I don't think anyone's here to ship this because they want it to be canon, it's honestly just for fun! There's nothing wrong with it being non-canon compliant.

As an aroace lesbian, charlie isn't even lesbian herself, just in a lesbian relationship. So many ships split up canon pairings anyway, it's not something new. And i think people tend to forget aromanticism and asexuality are broad spectrums, it's not a black and white one or the other. The aroace label can encompass a lot of different identities, and there are many ways to pair alastor and charlie while still respecting his identity. He could be romance favorable, or they could be queer platonic, or people could just generally have different headcanons for him. It's also very telling that I don't see people bringing up how he's aroace nearly as much with radioapple or other ships. Fan works don't have to be an exact mirror of whatever's canon, and that's not the serious issue that some people act like it is.

Right?

I've generally noticed in recent years that people act so much more viciously towards non-canon ships when they're het-presenting.... :')

I think a lot of it has to do with how fandoms generally tend to assign more inherent moral value towards more visibly queer pairings... Combine that with the bs that is twitter's infestation of performative activism and morality policing in modern age fandom culture and this is the result lol

What gets me is the sheer fucking hypocrisy of it all tbh?

People keep conflating Aromantic and Asexual and confusing them with one another in their anti posting about this ship and it will never not be the bane of my goddamn existence tbh, especially because they're not even consistent with what ships they apply this criticism to, as you've also pointed out.

I will personally assume that anyone who can't tell these two labels apart and acts like they're one and the same yet whines about shippers not respecting Alastor's canon sexuality is probably nobody worth listening to anyways.

Charlie btw is canonically bisexual, and the amount of blatant fucking bi erasure I keep seeing people do just to feel morally superior for calling her a lesbian like it's a clever argument against a non-canon ship is so tiring...

Ultimately the best course of action is to silently block and ignore them.

Can we go back to that era of the internet where people would explore shipping two characters just because they stood next to each other for three frames or because their color schemes match or something equally insignificant?

We had so much more fun getting creative with how we just made random dolls kiss for fun back then :(

[shyshanks]

I find it interesting that the original post they said it’s not black and white, one or the other when it comes to asexuality and aromanticism and isn’t that truly what Hazbin hotel is about? The fact that very few things in life or afterlife are black and white and are in fact shades of grey. Also it’s a fictional show with fictional characters, as long as you’re respectful I don’t think anyone has the right to say no to how you want to enjoy the fandom.

If it brings you happiness then enjoy it without remorse or shame and ignore the naysayers because they’re not worth it