[sianosaurus-rex]

person: why are you so defensive over fictional characters???

me: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.

[dragondicks]

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

[prismatic-bell]

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue

[dashausofjack]

[sianosaurus-rex]

The Fandoms at the Current Moment

Doctor Who: wow that episode was amazing it was really deep and moving and just yes doctor who is back it's good this is everything also RIVER IS COMING BACK FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WHAT IS LIFE

Sherlock: AIR DATE VICTORIAN TIMES HELL YEAH

Supernatural: nostalgic brothers episode with good Destiel everything is right with the world.

Agents of Shield: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT THE HELL WHAT SHIT SHIT SHIT OH MY GOD JEMMA, WRITERS, PRECIOUS LEO FITZ WAIT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED???

Star Wars: WE'RE BACK BITCHES

Harry Potter: NOT A PREQUEL

Once Upon A Time: CAPTAIN SWAN

Merlin: *on the floor, covering ears, convulsing*

[creampuffanatomy]

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller

[sarcasticomments]

[peterbishop]

who the hell is ruth graham and why is she trying to pick a fight with me

[findsomethingtofightfor-deactiv]

[zacksoldiers]

✵ Shinra Week Day 1: Favorite SOLDIER

[sianosaurus-rex]

Brain: If you're not someone's favourite they don't like you at all

Me: That is literally not how it works

Brain: Okay but what if it is

[craughed-deactivated20121004]

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

[aspookybunny]

In Jurassic world when the pterodactyl picked up and threw down the baby triceratops I saw the exact moment I’d risk my life to save a baby dinosaur and try to fight a full fucking grown pterodactyl

[melchiorgabor]

ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill

[keepinginkspots]

I had a dream I drove all of my chemical romance to an eyebrow museum but I didn’t actually have a car we were all just walking in single file as i held a make believe steering wheel and every time frank tried to say we weren’t actually in a car everyone just simultaneously shushed him and carried on walking  

[weepingbuttface]

Frank: You know the museum is 20 mile wa-

Others: Shhhh

Frank: We’re getting honked at and were not even in an actual ca-

Others: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Frank: *someone tries to steal the wheel * WHY DO YOU WANT JUST A WHEEL THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL CA-

Others: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[hypehope]

[susielesbian]

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[softmadoka]

Angel was created via design contest by a child named Kim, not some guy at Disney.

Check the wiki

And how do I know??? Because I, at age 7, was so paranoid about my parents finding out I submitted to the contest “without parent permission” that I submitted as “Kim (Possible)” instead of my name

[flapjacques]

[queenzenus]

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it