Age of Nostalgia

My name is Elli (or Iris) and I've been on this hellsite since 2012 / I'm 21, love poetry, ponies, and birds

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[crunchbuttsteak]

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[twinkrespecter]

y’all like to make fun of men having pictures with the fishes they caught on tinder but for me that’s hot as fuck. It tells me he has a hobby, leaves the house at least sometimes, has a friend that takes a picture of him, and most importantly, that he has killed. absolute panty dropper

[balaclava-trismegistus]

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[angelicguy]

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[sarahconnorjr]

[sirfrogsworth]

This might be the greatest act of kindness any corporation has ever committed.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oxyacanthous]

[knowwhatimeme]

[foolhearteyes]

anyway stream montero

[thyrell]

i dont dream of labor i dream of being the guy 5000 years ago who was going around smoking random plants to find out which ones were drugs

[studentlifeproblems]

[arirna]