Nine

If you're a fascist/nazi or a communist get out of here.

[throughwinterfields]

maocool

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[hawards]

these people get it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chewedcorn]

My friend sent this to her Professor today

[sosuperawesome]

Wayne Tsay on Instagram

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[trowelsanddirt]

by will mcphail

[the-catto]

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

[addictedtocaring]

No dumbass, it's funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know... living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn't a comic about men being dumb, it's a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn't and got offended by something that wasn't being said.

[cheesyradfem]

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[aqua-regia009]

Adam Burke

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

we've been brainwashed into thinking people who go to college deserve a better quality of life than people who don't and once you realize that that's a capitalist trick to get you to go to college/accept that your life will never be good if you didn't, oh it all gets better from here

[hadleyfrasergender]

on all levels except physical i'm crawling into my friend or lover's arms so they can hold me while they play on their phone or read or something

[proudabbystan]

~ ♡ I’d surely lose myself ♡ ~

[dat-soldier]

brain scrampled egg

[victtoriapedretti]

[vegetablefarts-deactivated20230]

and that peace held for years

[danisapphic]

things from bly manor that i’m still not over (it’s been four months)

dani’s gay panic when jamie walks in the kitchen

jamie’s Gay Strut™ when she walks in the kitchen 

the “all right, good work, keep it up!” thing jamie says when dani and miles and flora are working the garden 

the literal eye sex jamie and dani have during like EVERY scene 

“chin up, poppins!” 

jamie making dani laugh when no one else could 

the Love v Possession conversation that takes place on the couch 

*hand holding*

“who the hell knew?” 

“i promise i don’t need you to be my date to owen’s mum’s funeral” 

“can you help me get this thing off?” “blimey!” 

“there’ll be serious consequences” *winks*

JAMIE’S ENTIRE FUNERAL OUTFIT WAS SO FUCKING HOT

THE SCENE WHERE SHE TAKES OFF HER EARRING AND SHOES IN THE KITCHEN JESUS GOD 

“oi, dead boyfriend! give it up mate! it’s over!” 

once again jamie making dani laugh when no one else could 

“are you sure?” “yes” “thank fuck” 

the KISS

the PASSION 

the FDHJSDGHDSUASKDKSD 

“poppins, you flirt!” 

*dani making bad tea to impress jamie* 

*jamie spitting out aforementioned tea but trying to do it discreetly so she doesn’t hurt dani’s feelings*

I think Dani’s Tea Making Skills™ deserves and honorable mention 

jamie’s outfit that she wears when she walks into the kitchen before taking dani out into her moonflower garden 

THE MOONFLOWER SPEECH AAAAH 

The KISS

I will Sob™

They spent the night together and that morning after was sweet tbh

“there are other nights, and there will be other nights” 

*K I S S* 

how jamie came back that night and rescued the love of her life 

jamie hearing dani’s scream and immeadiately sprinting towards her 

“it’s ok, shhh, it’s ok” 

“do you want company? while you wait for your beast in the jungle, do you want company?” 

THE HAND KISS AND THE PINKY LINK I WILL CRY AGAIN 

The Leafling 

“I’m actually pretty in love with you, as it turns out” 

The adorable apartment and kitchen

The leg intertwine thing that dani and jamie do when they’re watching a movie together

“you’re my best friend, and the love of my life

SHE HID. THE RING. IN THE PLANT. I WILL CRY. 

dani and jamie went to paris but we never got to see it but it still deserves a mention 

they both looked Good™ when they were in owen’s restaurant 

JAMIE AND DANI SHARING A CIGARETTE 

“oh baby, come here…” (UNSCRIPTED!) 

“if you can’t feel anything, i’ll feel everything for the both of us.” 

“she couldn’t risk her most important thing, her most important person…” 

I love you with every piece of me I have left

Dani wouldn’t. Dani would never.

“The water will wash away the delicate features of her beautiful, perfect face…” 

“It’s not a ghost story.” “No?” “It’s a love story.” “Same thing, really.”       

Jamie checking the reflections in her tub and sink and mirror always and leaving a door cracked open for Dani 

that very final shot with dani’s hand on jamie’s shoulder, to show that she never left her, and never will.