Kama Sutra

NSFW. WWE. WEIRD INTERESTS OBSESSIONS SC: DANCECR

[ruinedchildhood]

[stand-up-gifs]

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[gaytonystark]

Ok i wanna know why we keep hypin up this moment in IW so damn much 

because literally two seconds later, Thanos leaves Steve knocked the fuck out with one swift punch to the face

meanwhile Tony Stank is on another planet getting moons thrown at him and giving Thanos an actual fight using tech he built himself

like bitch even Thanos was Shook™️ for a moment before he did the stabby stabby which led us to this iconic line where he is talking directly to Tony!

But y’all wanna stay sleepin on Anthony Edward Stark callin him a villain and whatever. Like the behavior he exhibited was Iconic, like the Legend jumped out. And yes, Thanos did look annoyed when he was going up against Steve before getting the last infinty stone but it was probs because Steve’s dumb ass didnt realize that he has two fuckin hands and was just tryna hold Thanos’ hand or some shit idk

TL;DR: Tony Stark doesnt deserve this and Steve needs to step up his titan fighting game

[vercury-art]

Fucking this!

[shoyowo]

IFKRRR Justice is served!! Y’all hyped it up so much I laughed so hard when he was tossed like .2 secs later

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

#steve was just holding thanos’ hand like a schoolgirl with a crush

I ship👀👀👀👀👀

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

oh ymogd

[stream]

Bye

[gluten-free-pussy]

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

[spark-of-jenius]

Oh, I’ve got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house.

Let that sink in for a second. 

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[thejediguy]

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

if i might add:

[demonicae]

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[kagero68]

Suave, slow and elegant movements. I can not stop been mesmerized.

[dancinggrimm]

Whoooa!

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

“ tries “ ?

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[sizvideos]

Macaulay Culkin Just Revealed What Kevin McCallister Is Actually Like Today - Full video

[bob-belcher]

[gangsters-wife]