Will be skinny

SW - 233lbs//CW - a lot//UGW - 85lbs, 5'2. Basically walking Anxiety. Scorpio. I do not promote anything. Please get help

[bijoux-lifter]

All the info you will ever need

Being the OCD person I am, I organized all the tips by store & various topics. I made this as a page yesterday, but the links wouldn’t work, so here’s a post. 

As stated before, this is a role-play blog, & if you attempt any of these, you are doing so at your own risk. Shoplifting is illegal, especially if you’re over 18 (in the US. not sure about other countries) Thanks for playing along! :)

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Cautionary Tales

I got caught in zara (someone else’s story)

Stuff that will get you caught up 

Half Price Book Scare

Security Tag Removal Guide

Tips/Tricks Megapost

Tips/Tricks Masterpost (do NOT do #53 however)

Cellphone trick

Up your sleeves technique

Various store tag/LP/dressing room/methods info  (US store at the top. UK stores below them. Followed by methods.)

Stores:

Victoria’s Secret 1

VS 2

VS 3

VS 4 (tip for bras)

Ulta Masterpost

Walmart

WalMart/Target

Target/Ulta/Beginner tips

Forever 21 Masterpost

Michael’s & Hobby Lobby

American Eagle/Aerie

Urban Outfitters

Express

Sephora (You’re better off going to Ulta)

Wet Seal

Carsons

Books-a-Million/Kohls/Michaels/Hobby Lobby/Joann Fabrics

Lifting clothes when the attendant counts the items

Guide to lifting clothing

Solution to the empty hanger problem

Leaving the fitting room with less that you walked in with

Other:

Magnet video

Split credit card method for gator tags (not sure if this actually works)

Protecting privacy online

Lifting Masterpost

Identifying undercover security

Store LP (loss prevention) info

Your lifting bag/purse

Store policies

Haul Inspiration

People that use magnets have purchased them from AliExpress, Ebay, & Amazon. The most popular one is the N52 neodymium magnet.

Many stores have magnet detectors!!!

Checks for tags EVERYWHERE. Some are hidden in seams of clothing! Some are hidden underneath bar codes! 

Unless you’re a pro, avoid these stores: WalMart, K-Mart, Kohls, JC Penny, Target, Macy’s, Dillards, Belks, Neiman Marcus, & other department stores.

NEVER shoplift at church sales, thift stores (except Salvation Army lmao), & yard sales. NEVER rob people. 

Message me if any of these links are broken.

[sick-little-monster]

Last night I ate a whole pizza someone kill me 🙃

[sick-little-monster]

Me: I'm gonna do good, be healthy, lose some weight!

My dad: Here, I bought you 5 tacos and a milkshake, are you sure that's enough?

Also me: Wow, thanks 🙃 👍

[sick-little-monster]

Ya bitch is back and ready to fucking die 😎

Or at least stop binging and maybe lose a little weight, just to then fall off again and repeat the cycle.

[sick-little-monster]

Y'all, I have been binging almost everyday for two weeks 😭 I've gained back 8 lbs. Fuck this, I was supposed to be under 200 by my 18th birthday but instead I'm back at 210. I'm getting back on track. Now.

[sick-little-monster]

When my mom's roommate makes comments about how little I eat, my mom always defends me. "It is fine. She eats less than me!" She'll say. I am both relieved, and saddened. She is aware of how little I eat, and stands up for me! But she has no idea, how sick I am.

[sick-little-monster]

Today my mom asked if my stomach has gotten smaller! Honestly, my whole day is made

[wildermouse]

never start purging. never ever start making yourself throw up your food. please. it won’t help you lose weight, it’ll just fuck up your entire life. it’ll stretch and damage your stomach, cause your throat to bleed, you’ll throw up blood and pass out on the cold bathroom floor. your hair will fall out, your teeth will rot, you risk stomach rupture, heart attacks, and other serious life-threatening complications every time you purge. just fucking don’t start. please.

[sick-little-monster]

Thank the Gods for that post about not seeping your green tea too hot Istg I never drank it because it was too gross but now I can add 0 cal sweetener and drink as much as I like 🙏

[sick-little-monster]

I'm panicking on the inside because my dad wants to move some stuff out of my room tomorrow but my room is literally terrible like clothes, dishes, puke, untouched food! I'll have to stay up all night to clean in nearly enough but all I can do is look around and feel like crying. I'm just so anxious because we worked all day today cleaning and already. I feel like I can't handle more stimulation especially not him invading my space without as much warning as I wish I had.

I just needed to get that out. Sorry for ranting .^.

[sick-little-monster]

Not to be rude but of course the second I start getting back in control and doing well my uterus decides to shed its lining and fuck me up like how dare you

[sick-little-monster]

I crave love and affection but I'm so scared of who I am and of rejection and love itself.

And waiting for the right person or people to come along and help take care of me is a lengthy, cruel journey.

There is no point to this post, I just want to be loved. And maybe telling the universe will bring me that much closer to what I desire. All I can do is ask.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sick-little-monster]

Okay Google does cat hair have calories

I know I inhale it all the time and it seems to be in all my food. I think my cat is trying to sabotage me.

[sick-little-monster]

Looks like that time of the week again!

I get to spend the next few days cleaning the vomit trash out of my room

[sick-little-monster]

My mom said after I turn 18, I can get a small tattoo. But tbh I'm scared to get something now because I'm scared once I lose all this weight it won't look the same.

Any suggestions on where I could get something that wouldn't be too disturbed? Or what to get because I have no idea tbh

[sick-little-monster]

"There is no way I'm gonna eat to take my meds, I'll be fine."

*In bed, too nauseous to move*

"...Worth it"