"Lives flashing before your eyes?" @sicklewxlf - Tumblr Blog

"DON'T TURN INTO A MARKETIBLE PLUSHY!"

"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

"Being a marketable plushie is fine actually, I don't care anymore."

#dash commentary #||I had this joke in my head and i needed to get it out.

"¡¿QUÉ DEMONIOS ES ESTO?! ¡¿QUIÉN HA HECHO ESTO?!"

#comments from the wolf (dash commentary)#||When I first saw this i leget screamed #||took them 4 years but it was worth the wait!

||Can Tumblr not screw up their site for 5 MINUENTS?!

#outofcontracts (ooc)#||I know they reverted the update but holy fuck #||them changing the site for the worst is why I have a hard time coming back #||Its just not the same...

"Feliz año nuevo everyone! You are all one year closer to dying!"

#can i get your autograph? (crack)#||Wanted to say im still alive #||But im more active on my discord server now days

||I'm gonna put this blog on low activity. I should've done this from the start.

#outofcontracts (ooc)#||My muse for him is still pretty low but i kinda miss doing things here #||And i probably should change my face claim here soon

"i'm trying to make conversation. Friends do that don't they?"

"I'm not really the one to have friends tortuga, and even if I WAS to have one, they never really last...."

"If you really want to build something out of a friendship, try small talking. It works better that way."

#championofdarkland #||He needs more friends tbh

*Offers a fist to maybe fist bump?* "I wish I knew how to interact with people...but eitherway. Nice to see you again."

looks at the attempted fist bump

"Of all the people that welcome's me back here, yours was almost unexpected..."

"I suppose a fist bump is in order...."

#championofdarkland #||He fist bumped someone!

"You are quite the sick wolf. And I mean that in a complimentary way. You use your sickles well..."

"We really need to work on your jokes and puns. They're stale as Bowser's cooking."

#championofdarkland #||Don't worry Karik #||We'll work on it!

I saw a movie once called, Death Takes A Holiday. Can you really take holidays?

"Wouldn't that be nice..."

#strange masked figures (anon)#||He really needs one after dealing with Puss

||Yes, im still alive, and im active on a private discord server I run.

#outofcontracts (ooc)#||Its for people I know only #||if you still been following me I can invite you or something idk

¿qué?

"How do you know what a demon core is?"

"I wont lie, I would've used it on him if it existed back then just to make things easier for the both of us."

#twelvedozenterrors #||I had to answer this cause this was way to funny

||Im debating if I should make wolf boss a side blog on here. I have more of a muse for him at the moment

#outofcontracts (ooc)#||Im suppost to be getting to things on here but my mood and frustrations with this site and rp are kicking in

I know it's impossible to escape or defeat death, but I know a man who had accomplished the impossible. *shows Lobo a video of Death's boss fight from the video game version of Dante's Inferno, which includes the climax*

"How....Interesting...."

#strange masked figures (anon)#backlog of clients (queue)#||im not to familar with the devil may cry games....

Joke anon!

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

"..."

"Where's the punchline to this?"

#strange masked figures (anon)#backlog of clients (queue)#||I wrote this reply because what he would say popped up in my head

"So, how are you Death if you're technically a living breathing being, dude?" (Keanu - Main verse)

"You, of all people, asking me that question...."

#multiuniversalmuses #backlog of clients (queue)

"How are you my friend?"

"Dreadful. Why do you ask?"

#championofdarkland

"Hello, its been a while hope you've been ok."

"I'm alright. Been busy reaping souls."

#championofdarkland #backlog of clients (queue)

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