Postshit

I only speak to pikachu and God

[pukicho]

Don’t let Big Road fool you. You aren’t supposed to look both ways before crossing. Close your eyes and trust in God that he will guide you to salvation.

[sideblog-blogside]

can i sniff the road? as a treat?

[pukicho]

art I invented

[pukicho]

[sideblog-blogside]

society

[sideblog-blogside]

tumblr butchered the quality ;-;

[sideblog-blogside]

i wish to decay and evaporate

as a gender~

[sideblog-blogside]

If you had to guess which one of these dogs is names GOLDIE and which is names BISKIT, I guarantee you would guess wrong.

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[sideblog-blogside]

this implies you are god

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[sideblog-blogside]

nah this isn't even an opinion hamsters can literally die if you sneeze near them too hard i'm not even joking-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

[sideblog-blogside]

I would love it if there was a teacher who kinda is sus but is like "I don't get paid enough for this shit" and just ignores it.

[pukicho]

Shout out to the dark

[sideblog-blogside]

what prompted this shoutout?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*transes your gender but like. in a way u r unexpectedly open to*

[sideblog-blogside]

jokes on you I don't have a gender to trans!

...are you going to give me someone else's gender

[pukicho]

Puki how would you rate a really cute hamster

the cuter the hamster the more cartoonish their death. The cutest hamster in the world would 100% be smushed by a falling piano.

[sideblog-blogside]

I don’t think this was the question anon was asking

[sideblog-blogside]

i am back and cringier than ever

[pukicho]

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

[sideblog-blogside]

what’s the news? \(* - *\)

[sideblog-blogside]

Okay I’ve recently gotten addicted to ai story generators but I’m a control freak and basically delete almost everything they suggest when I don’t like it for my prompt. I don’t really use what they give me for my story. I think I just like saying no to things.

[world-heritage-posts]

military recruiters love to harass young adults

[sideblog-blogside]

They just love to harass

[writing-prompt-s]

In this world, Dad Jokes are lethal. The Listeners suffer fatal reactions, writhing in discomfort and agony, waiting for the inevitable end. As a result, Dad Jokes are illegal, and punishable by life in prison. You, the world’s most deadly criminal, are the master of Dad Jokes.

[sideblog-blogside]

“Please stop I'm dying!” I whimpered. A grin spread across his face.

“Hi dying, im dad.” millions dead in seconds.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love frogs that look like black truffles. they're so compelling

[sideblog-blogside]

Please god don’t put a frog in your mouth