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I'm using my new Pagebound account for a worthy cause:
View the full list here (suggestions are welcome and highly encouraged).
Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today
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THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!
ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
Mine that I just found
cover illust for funsies âŠâ§
i settled on a blend of the 2021 film (which slaps) and the 14th century romance (which also slaps albeit unintelligibly).
hey if you like tracking your reading with something like goodreads but hate ai try pagebound! it's a completely ai free site (with an app coming soon i'm told!) and it's very pretty and fun to interact with. also you're supporting a small indie site rather than fucking amazon
In the D&D campaign I'm running with my wife's siblings, one of them learned about how trolls regenerate within minutes of any damage not caused by fire or acid, and then asked why people don't just like. Cage them and eat them, forever. Why there aren't troll meat dungeons in the king's castle as a safeguard against sieges or famines.
And you know, I thought it was a fair question, so I said that if you eat enough troll meat, you start getting troll-y. And then I went further and just treated it like troll flesh is a general contaminant - if you eat enough troll, you'll turn into a troll, but if you bury enough dead troll flesh in a forest, the trees will start growing in strange ways, and will scream and heal and bleed when you hit them with axes.
I liked this idea. So as we played further, I just played around with the idea of Troll Origins, and I came up with something sort of like the Odyssey, but instead stealing Helios's cattle, it was Hathor's, and the horrible, awful, unending immortality was her curse of the army that pillaged her lands. A god of healing does not condemn you to die, she condemns you to live.
And then I got this fun idea for maybe the king that led the army is still kind of alive in the troll taint. Like a sort of literal fisher king. The kingdom is sick because he is, literally, the kingdom. The trees that bleed, bleed his blood and their screams are his screams. He is both the faintly green bear running down the mountain and the faintly green deer and there is no way past this without suffering. He is the entire ecosystem, and he eats nothing but himself and he dreams nothing but death and yet still, on and on and on and on, he lives.
Anyway they're traveling next session so I'm throwing this shit at them. I already have some gross ideas for like. Describing everything like it's a body (flowers red as blood, white as bone, pink as meat, grass fine as hair) then finally throwing horrible living things at them. Trees that grow eyeballs that turn and stare at them, or flowers with teeth instead of petals and trolls that speak in long dead tongues about how they wish they'd never tried to rob a god.
Anyway I'm passing this on because this is my new troll lore and I want it to become canonized in the way that all D&D lore becomes canonized: By having eople read it and go "oh, neat" then start doing that too.
love this
the item on your left is your wizard name, is it good?
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Emotional Support Water Bottle
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This gave me pure unremitting joy
He brought it THE FUCK around town
The band is Too Many Zooz
get peer reviewed
NO BUT THE WAY HE RANDOMLY STARTED SPINNING OH MY FUCKING GOD
NO BUT THE WAY HE
RANDOMLY STARTED SPINNING
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Frodo Laid a Geas (and other invisible magic)
This was so obvious when I realized it, but I think most people miss it, because weâre so desensitized by D&D-style magic with immediate, visibly, flashy effects, rather than more subtle and invisible forces of magic. When Gollum attacks Frodo on the slopes of Mount Doom, Frodo has the chance to kill him, but he doesnât. Instead, he says:
Frodo: Go! And if you ever lay hands on me again, you yourself shall be cast into the Fire!
Frodoâs not just talking shit here. He is literally, magically laying a curse. Heâs holding the One Ring in his hands as he says it; even Sam, with no magic powers of his own, can sense that some powerful mojo is being laid down. Frodo put a curse on Gollum: if you try to take the Ring again, youâll be cast into the Fire.
Five pages later, Gollum tries to take the Ring again. And thatâs exactly what happens. Frodoâs geas takes effect and Gollum eats lava.
On further reflection:
All the other people in the franchise who were offered the Ring declined to take it because they were wise enough to know that if they used its power â and the pressure to do so would be too great â they would be subject to its corruption.
Frodo uses the power of the Ring to lay a geas, and then five minutes later at the volcanoâs edge, succumbs to its corruption. The Ring has gotten to him and he can no longer give it up. Because he used its power.
On further further reflection: Iâd have to read the section again, but I recall that after throwing Gollum off and laying the geas, Sam observes that Frodo seems suddenly filled with energy again when previously he had been close to dead of fatigue. He hikes up the mountain so fast he leaves Sam behind â and doesnât even seem to notice that heâs left him behind.Â
Could he have been drawing on the Ringâs power at this point in the story? At this point in the story weâre relying on Samâs narration, and Sam doesnât know whatâs going on in Frodoâs head, so itâs hard to say for sure. Having used it once, after spending so long holding out against it, was that the breach in the dam?
Which means that the moment that Frodo succumbs to temptation is not the moment at the volcano â it was already too late by then. The moment he is taken by temptation was when he used the power of the Ring to repel Gollum.
If so, this ties in neatly with discussions Iâve seen about how Tolkien subscribes to a ânot even onceâ view of good and evil â that in many other works itâs acceptable to do a small evil in service of a greater good, but in Lord of the Rings that always fails.
Re-reading Fellowship of the Rings, and I got to this passage in Lorien:
âI would ask one thing before we go,â said Frodo, âa thing which I often meant to ask Gandalf in Rivendell. I am permitted to wear the One Ring: why cannot I see all the others and know the thoughts of those that wear them?â
âYou have not tried,â [Galadriel] said. âOnly thrice have you set the Ring upon your finger since you knew what you possessed. Do not try! It would destroy you. Did not Gandalf tell you that the rings give power according to the measure of each possessor? Before you could use that power you would need to become stronger, and to train your will to the domination of others.â
In other words:
Frodo asks Galadriel, herself carrying a Ring of Power, âCould I, hypothetically, use the power of the One Ring to do something magical aside from turning invisible?â and Galadriel replies, âYes, hypothetically, you totally could, assuming the magic you want to do involves laying compulsions on others, but I strongly recommend against it, because it would fuck up your brain.â
This was in the first book. At the end of the third book Frodo uses the Ring to fuck Gollum up, forcing him to throw himself into lava if he disobeys Frodoâs commands.
Talk about a chekovâs gun.
Got to this point in my re-read and uh. This was a lot less subtle than I remembered it.
âDown, down!â [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of his leather shirt he clasped the Ring. âDown, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot slay me or betray me now.â
Then suddenly, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than the shadow of a living thing, a creature now wholly ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire there spoke a commanding voice.
âBegone, and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fire of Doom.â
Then the vision passed and Sam saw Frodo standing, hand on breast, his breath coming in great gasps, and Gollum at his feet, resting on his knees with his wide-splayed hands upon the ground.
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Yeah.
Interestingly, I feel that there is another layer to this, and that is Frodoâs mercy (mirroring âthe pity of Bilboâ which Gandalf said would prove significant) at play, tangled up in his use of the Ring and the chain of events that would play out.
Frodo is sparing Gollumâs life here, and shaping that into his curse. He is only cursing Gollumâcan only curse Gollumâas an effect of this mercy; if Gollum were dead, he could not be cursed by Frodo or the Ring; his survival makes the curse possible and serves as payment for the curse: they are in effect making a bargain here, wherein Golllumâs life and his sentence of dying in the Fires of Doom should he take the Ring again are as one, a package deal, which Gollum âacceptsâ by retreating with his life.
Then, once Frodo comes to Mount Doom, he cannot cast the ring into the fires; the Ring has him in thrall, since he has used it. Now into the picture again comes Gollum, whose greed for the Ring has surpassed his love of his own lifeâeven having been cursed with death should he touch it again, he craves it and demands it for himself, taking it from Frodo by force.
Thus we see the Ringâs power divided against itselfâit has defeated both Frodo and Gollum, and its defeat of Gollum inspires Gollum to fight Frodo for it, invoking the curse. And thus Sauron, who has it, now, by virtue of both its erstwhile Bearers falling under its (and therefore its Lordâs) sway, is cheated out of it by the effects of Frodoâs act of mercy.
Frodo spared Gollum, and used the Ringâs power to set a curse, and when Frodo faltered, it was Gollum whom he spared who took the Ring from him and invoked that curse, falling into the Fires of Doom and, due to the same greed that defeated Frodo, taking the Ring with him.
If there had been no sparing Gollum, there would have been no curse, and Frodo would have had the task Isildur failed atâdestroying the (beautiful, useful, lovely ring)âset before him alone, and he may have succeeded, or he may have failed, or he may have tarried too long in the struggle for Sauronâs destruction to come in a timely fashion, or the resolution and the Ringâs destruction may have hurt him far beyond the loss of a finger.
Instead, there was Gollum, in thrall to Sauron yet doomed by Frodo, to take from Frodo both the Ring and the burden of destroying it. Frodo, in his mercy-tinged use of the Ring, effectively shifted the impetus behind the Ringâs destruction from himself to the doom laid on Gollumâand Sauronâs hold over Gollum made it a near certainty that the doom would come to pass: Gollum would die, and not surrender the Ring, and thus the Ring would fall with him into the fires of Mount Doom.
And Frodo ⊠like Indiana Jones in the Chapel of the Holy Grail, could avoid falling himself by either a willingness to let go, or the presence of a loved one to hold him back. Or, yâknow, Gollum deciding to bite rather than just grab. A few more options here.
This really hearkens back to old Celtic mythological geasa, and how so often someone dies because of a forced contradiction of a geasâ rules. A geas essentially allows for an easy setup of a no-win situation.
The warrior-poet-king CĂș Chulainn was, eventually, brought down because he was bound by a geas. His geas was to never eat the flesh of a dog (I believe by Culann, but Iâm not sure on that). Well, he got served some dog stew. He couldnât eat it, because it was dog. But he couldnât not eat it, because that would be extremely rude, according to cultural custom at the time - a custom so strong, it might as well have been a geas on its own. Either way, he was breaking a geasâ rules, and this magically weakens him before an upcoming battle. He - and his charioteer and horse - are slain
So, yeah, this all tracks with how geasa work. Gollum had such a strong desire for the ring that he, quite literally, had no choice but to attack Frodo for it. But, in doing so, he contradicts the geas Frodo laid upon him, and so falls.
Just came across this while reading The Two Towers:
[Frodo to Gollum]: ââI did not mean the danger that we all share,â said Frodo. âI mean a danger to yourself alone. You swore a promise by what you call the Precious. Remember that! It will hold you to it; but it will seek a way to twist it to your own undoing. Already you are being twisted. You revealed yourself to me just now, foolishly. Give it back to Smeagol you said. Do not say that again! Do not let that thought grow in you! You will never get it back. But the desire of it may betray you to a bitter end. You will never get it back. In the last need, Smeagol, I should put on the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, wearing it, were to command you, you would obey, even if it were to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. And such would be my command. So have a care, Smeagol!ââ
#oh I am COMPELLED by this
yeah so was gollum
Just gonna tag @qrovidcore and @jaz-the-bard here
Some PTerry quotes that feel especially salient at the moment:
"He asked you to shoot at people who werenât shooting back,â growled Vimes, striding forward, âThat makes him insane, wouldnât you say?â
âThey are throwing stones, Sarge,â said Colon.
âSo? Stay out of range. Theyâll get tired before we do."
- Night Watch
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
- Jingo
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was âpoliceman.â If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
- Snuff
The poor devils. They thought a king would make them free.
- Feet of Clay
Beating people up in little roomsâŠhe knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, youâd do it for a bad one. You couldnât say âweâre the good guysâ and do bad-guy things. Sometimes the watching watchman inside every good copperâs head could use an extra pair of eyes.
- Thud!
Good words
Every time I give in to despair I read a Pratchett book. Well, when one is available near me.
Because those books are full of anger at the world and the state it's in. Real, actual, barely-concealed beneath clever puns anger. It's a rage, not the pretty "i'm mad" calligraphied in the page in white ink. It's something like "I'm angry and you should be, too" scribbled in red ink over the pages.
But these books are so kind. So hopeful. And it's not mindless kindness, either. It's not "I'm kind until it's not easy or convenient to be anymore". It's actual kindness from people who are angry but turn that into fierce, deliberate, stubborn kindness. And of course you can despair but you can also turn it into anger and then the kind of fierce kindness that you can change the world with.
These books were so important for me growing up, still are. I literally wouldn't be the same person without them. And I reread Night Watch today, as one does, and the terrible fairness of Sam Vimes struck me. The world is a terrible, unfair place, he said, and I'm not participating in that. I'm not adding misery to it. I'm gonna be fair and I'm gonna be good if it kills me. (the same goes, of course, with Granny. It's about choosing to be good. It's about being good if it kills you. It's about desperately hoping and never letting go)
Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably-Priced Love and a Hard-Boiled Egg. And by gods if we aren't going to fight to get it.
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