let me rest

here to hide from *The Horrors*

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[bloodraven55]

flashback to nevermore’s most iconic panel

[monster-bugs]

This is lowkrakenuinely one of the best posts on the whole internet. They love milk time! Adorable...

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[sermna]

???

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[bedlund]

i think brady tkachuk belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that brady tkachuk cannot exist within it

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[sidescoll]

I need him to replace my phone. I feel like he would only beam nice beautiful things into my eyes and not the Horrors

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[depsidase]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you know what. while we're on the subject. what the fuck is in "baby oil"

[the-haiku-bot]

you know what. while we’re

on the subject. what the fuck

is in “baby oil”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frerarddivorce]

guy who played peter pan once and now its our problem forever

[the-haiku-bot]

guy who played peter

pan once and now its our

problem forever

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sidescoll]

Sketching a work

(Coworkers, who are a bunch of older women, seem to be rather confused by this one)

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[threedollarsdotcom]

alphabet soup is spelling out DOOM does this mean anything

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[thirdpunch]